So one of my kids is highly allergic to cats, but really wants a pet cat. I thought a good solution would be to get a cat girl. My wife is not totally thrilled by the idea, but I’m sure I could convince her. What are your thoughts?

Edit: ok it seems like we’ve got a lot of haters in the comments. If any actual cat girls want to weigh in…

          • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            9 months ago

            You could ask OP to tell you where he was going to get his, but I guess you could get a state-issued cat girl, or at least get it fully paid for by your insurance if you’ve got allergies.

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          9 months ago

          So that sounds like slavery/human trafficking.

          Besides, I don’t think there’s enough room under the bridge.

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          9 months ago

          And you think it’s funny to force humans to act like animals? Because outside of humor (pretty dark) and sex, I’m not getting it

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            9 months ago

            No-one is forcing anyone. It’d be entirely consenting. But if I find a person who wants to be a cat, and I want a cat without the allergens I don’t see the problem.

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    9 months ago

    Sounds like you’re about to speedrun a divorce and have to pay for your kids therapy and be put on a list that prevents you from from going near where children are.

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    9 months ago

    Isn’t that slavery? Unless she gets a salary I guess? Would she be living with you full time? I don’t understand. Is your kid only allergic to male cats? I don’t understand.

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    It’s actually the saliva that makes people allergic. And since cat girls tend to lick everyone and everything it wouldn’t improve the situation.

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    9 months ago

    Just in case this isn’t a bit: OP, the structure in English should be “adjective noun.” The opposite to most romantic languages where you say the noun then the description word. So a cat girl is a girl (assumed human) that can be described as a cat (has the traits of a cat). A girl cat is more reasonably a cat that is a girl, though you’d probably say “female cat” more often. For allergies you’d want to look into hypoallergenic cats like the hairless sphynx.