Dude I’m trying to give you legit advice here, seriously

You’re trying waaaaay too hard to be cool

Might’ve found the most cringe comment of the week, everyone

“Jimmies”

So… Philly? Boston?

Removed by mod

In case you’re a dude who never used a good sex toy, this is kinda accurate

Did you steal this from a post that was made a few hours ago?

That’s meta bro

Edit: 5 hours in between posts

That’s my hunch

I find it interesting that he was removed as a mod 3 days ago and this came out today

Well not the ones at Jonestown. Should’ve picked Kool-aid

Who the fuck else drinks Flavoraid?

No, this is the internet, go away with your facts and reality!!! I want to be mad at Disney!!!

Find me a company where this isnt in their terms

Bone apple tea!

Thanks, I reported myself. Because we’re all Sean, right?

Why were you dealing directly with the vendor? The bank should be investigating fraud on your behalf.

Important PSA. Colon cancer isn’t as deadly as other types and a lot of that is because of all the work that goes into early screening and detection. At the same time, it’s on the rise in younger people.

I kill literally every plant. But somehow I got an aquarium and planted shit underwater and those flourish? But I overwater every land plant???

We have a similar sign at my work and everyday I think about bringing a marker into the stall and writing “what am I supposed to do with my poop?”

It’s not actually illegal. It’s just weird.

The “step” adds some plausible deniability so you don’t get as creeped out