So one of my kids is highly allergic to cats, but really wants a pet cat. I thought a good solution would be to get a cat girl. My wife is not totally thrilled by the idea, but I’m sure I could convince her. What are your thoughts?

Edit: ok it seems like we’ve got a lot of haters in the comments. If any actual cat girls want to weigh in…

          • Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            9 months ago

            You could ask OP to tell you where he was going to get his, but I guess you could get a state-issued cat girl, or at least get it fully paid for by your insurance if you’ve got allergies.

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          9 months ago

          So that sounds like slavery/human trafficking.

          Besides, I don’t think there’s enough room under the bridge.

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          9 months ago

          And you think it’s funny to force humans to act like animals? Because outside of humor (pretty dark) and sex, I’m not getting it

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            9 months ago

            No-one is forcing anyone. It’d be entirely consenting. But if I find a person who wants to be a cat, and I want a cat without the allergens I don’t see the problem.