Does Trump only hire blonde women with cruxifex necklaces for this job?
A lot of that is obnoxious and offensive, but claiming that his hands are bruised from too much handshaking is comedy gold.
Have you seen the way he shakes hands? It’s bordering on assault. Still a bullshit claim, though.
Oh sorry, no thank you, I’ve been shaking too many hands lately, you know how it is fellow world leader
Miss Piggy looking worthless bitch
„Mildly“ is putting it mildly
I found this to be a good read:
https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-you-poisonous-fucking-fraud
Poetry
That was a roller-coaster of a read. At first I was like ‘Hell yeah! This needs to be set to music and performed as an opera.’ But it just kept going on and on without really making any point other than ‘she sucks’. I bailed about two thirds in. Brevity is the soul of wit, people!
truly a poet of cursing
A real Elizabeth Barrett Browbeating
May she always stub her pinky toe on her bedside table when she needs to pee at night.
May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs her toe on the front of the toilet; just heard enough to make her feel defeated and lose her restraint on the steam that begins before she’s properly sat down so that she sits on her own pee that also drips into her underwear. Finally, may her efforts to clean up wake her up too much so that she only manages to fall back asleep 10 minutes before her alarm goes off.
What a piece of shit.
Guess it is time for the next piece of shit.
Hang traitors.
I mean treason is punishable by death.
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jesus that’s some strong koolaid
I wish it was strong Kool aid, then hopefully they’d actually die
I hope her toilet seat is always uncomfortably cold.
Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.
and wet.
Utterly infuriating. Wringable Necks for 1000, please.
Lacking the warmth and depth you’d normally expect from such a
Cunt…… you can say it. She’s a cunt. Every single person that works for that administration is a cunt
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„Mildly“ is putting it mildly
