Well all their female conservative icons look like their faces were run through a blender. So they have to want to hate fuck female liberal icons instead.

Nuance isn’t exactly a virtue conservatives possess.

Things You Can Do To Appeal To Conservatives:

1. Be bigoted.

2. Put your face through a blender.

It’s a GenZ thing. Don’t let them know we know about it or they may unalive us, bruh. No cap.

Hopefully they hate it so much they 86 or 187 the 9-5.

Hey, come on now. They aren’t eating the kids. Just repeatedly raping them.

Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know…

I can’t hear you from so high up in your ivory tower.

The most pathetic of losers.

This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it’s 100% justified.

Yeah, I don’t get this new trend of doorless showers. One of the many modern interior designs I think are bad/ugly. What’s the deal with modern minimalism? Shit is ugly.

Also, this kind of design is gonna make for cold ass showers in the winter unless you pump your heat all day and night.

What would conservatives/regressives be doing if they weren’t making up problems to distract from real issues that their candidates don’t have the willpower or IQ to address?

Eh. Still 8 billion people and counting consuming and generating unnatural waste.

We will always be chipping away at our environment unless we turn back into animals and the only waste we produce is organic.

No dumb dumb, it’s capitalism.

Is capitalism the only reason we produce waste? If capitalism ended tomorrow, so would all our consumption and production of unnatural material?

Use common sense, my bro. The only way we aren’t damaging the ecosystem is if we turn back into animals and the only waste we produce is feces. This isn’t rocket science.

Call me when it’s less than 6 months out and actually looks like it’s a mostly complete product.

I was on Thanos’ side the entire time.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but we’re going to rape the shit out of this planet until it’s a lifeless husk. It is in our nature. And it’s not like we have to rape the whole thing. Just the surface.

Even if we got really good at recycling, we’ll always produce waste and use resources that can’t be reproduced in a reasonable timeframe. 8 billion of us and counting. Raping.

This is why regulations are important.

Functional regulations are why you don’t vote for conservatives.

Source: I live in a valley that used to have way worse air quality until stricter SMOG and gasoline refinement laws took effect.

As a PC gamer I have zero hype for GTA6, and that’s ok because I have a treasure trove of highly discounted and free games to keep me busy until however many years down the road I have to wait for it, after which I’ll get to play it with better graphics.

Massively bigoted and uneducated nation collapsing before our eyes.

Absolutely No One: What would happen if you gave a low IQ felon rapist pedophile the keys to the kingdom?

America: Hold my preventable disease!!!