I totally tolerate weirdos.

Hang traitors.

I’m pretty tolerant when it comes to kinks (boy have I got some), but if you’re a foot person you’re a weirdo.

I’m not the dipshit accusing people of making up a totally normal story because I have some free time between my mother giving me a bath and making me dinner.

The only thing you’re upholding is a lower national average IQ. And the only thing making noise under my desk is your mother.

It’s honestly the only thing I like about Donald Trump.

I’ve known people that can’t get others out of their heads. They live miserable existences.

Maybe that’s why you’ve never seen a true smile on Trump’s face and why you can’t name anyone that’s actually his friend, except maybe a dead pedo.

This felon rapist is so insulated from reality that I honestly don’t believe he realizes that the nation (world?) is going to make a fucking holiday out of his passing.

What the fuck does a loading zone have to do with priority parking spots for quick pickups? Those are two different things. Are you even posting in the right thread?

A loading zone is NOT what I’m talking about. Maybe you live in a rural area that doesn’t have the spots I’m talking about, so you just assume I’m talking about loading zones.

Is everything that bothers you LARPing?

Is it that hard to wrap your smooth brain around a pretty believable scenario? I’m sure a lot of people have done what I did to parking Nazis. You just don’t go outside, so you wouldn’t know.

Not that I give a fuck whether some kid living in their parent’s house believes me, but it definitely happened. Maybe you’re just such a subservient pussy who can’t fathom standing up to someone.

Why would you side with a corporation and call not doing so “anti-social”?

I’m a paying customer. Why should some other paying customer have priority over me? The fact that I’m not doing a quick pickup means I’m probably spending MORE on their products.

It’s not like I’m parking in a handicap spot.

Yup. Them and the Murdoch family. Cancers on our civilization and enemies to the inhabitants of Earth.

And clearly we can add the Trump family to the list as well.

I always park in the “Online Pickup” or “Coffee Customer” or “Uber Eats” spots.

Fuck you. I’m spending money are your store.

I remember one parking lot had a parking lot Nazi. When I parked in one of the Uber Eats spots he came up and said "I don’t see any sticker indicating you work for one of the pickup apps. I said I didn’t. He said I had to move. I said “Let’s see if you can get a tow truck here before I get back out and leave” and walked inside. Got in and out quick and left. No tow truck in sight.

I call it Knife Game.

You draw a big chalk circle on the ground. Not too big though. Then you and your friends all stand within the circle and can’t leave. Each friend gets a turn to toss the knife up in the air. Knife Game.

Also, Surviving The Game (1994) watch party?

Even better, each job app asks for something specific so you have to alter or re-write your cover letter hundreds of times for the hundreds of apps you have to submit to get a single shitty job.

Or they have a questionnaire, so instead of just submitting the cover letter and resume you’ve painstakingly constructed (and probably having to alter those), you have to type a paragraph long answer for each of the questions, amounting to at least another page or two you have to generate every. single. time.

I work in IT and essentially every job app had a questionnaire.

That way when you get a job you feel like you’ve won some sort of dystopian lotto and are just happy you aren’t starving in a gutter. Feels intentional.

Enshittification is the word of the decade. Century?

They’ll vote for the next one. Guaranteed.

Racism and hatred of the other and they’re all in. Doesn’t matter who speaks it into a mic as long as the ® is there.

But getting your face stomped on by the boot of wealthy elites repeatedly until the day you die because you have been bred to believe they are your betters is the American way.

There’s like 3 places within a half mile of my Chick-fil-a I can go to and get a REAL chicken sandwich for the same or less cost.

Real as in slab of chicken and it has that grill taste to it.

And I’m not giving my money to an anti-LGBTQ organization.

Whenever I’ve been in a Chic-fil-a I feel like I’m at some church social event. And there’s cars wrapping around the building and jamming up traffic out into the street. It’s some cult shit.

I mean they beat the everloving fuck out of cops on Jan 6, 2021.

That’s my name too!!!

It’s only normalized if dipshits buy it.