A life sentence for protesting.

This is America.

Our Constitution is effectively over and a frightening percentage of Americans aren’t even aware, or don’t even care.

Personally, I’m crossing my fingers for Balkanization. Staying chained to this sinking ship is not wise.

We live in a fascist country now.

“But there’s no mass graves.”

Not yet. And it doesn’t matter. There isn’t just one flavor of fascism. There isn’t just extreme fascism or no fascism.

This is a facist nation because it is behaving like a fascist nation. And it’s not going to get better unless voters start being more responsible. And it might even be too late for that.

I’D TAKE PLEASURE IN GUTTIN’ YOU, BOY!!!

It’s also an extremely reliable system.

My original NES and SNES both have problems. The N64 still works flawlessly. My original Gameboy still works too.

IT Professional here. I would take a steaming shit on every Apple product anyone has ever needed my help with if I didn’t think it would get me fired.

You are blessed.

Every time I’ve tried shaving my junk (even tried Nair once) I’ve ended up with a minefield of ingrown hairs.

It’s 24 hours of “woah, this feels kinda neat” followed by weeks of agony and waiting for the redness to go away. I sometimes get them when I shave my face too, but that’s less common. Had one on the top of my head once that made a bald spot about the size of a quarter that took a couple months to grow back in. I had one next to my balls once that became the worst infection I’ve ever had. Hurt like hell to walk. Had to go to the doctor to get antibiotics because I felt the infection creeping upward toward my midsection. Then once the infection went down enough, I cut it open with a razor blade and dug all the gunk out and it was unbelievably painful and probably the grossest body thing I’ve ever had to deal with. Had this gaping hole left over afterwards. Still have a scar 20 years later.

Ingrown hairs are a plague upon the body. Consider yourself very lucky.

I alternate. With my own bush as well as partner’s. Sometimes I like bush, sometimes I don’t.

I do prefer women to shave everything between their legs though, otherwise things get…uriney…and a quick wipe ain’t gonna get that out of the hair down there. Same with butthole hair. But trimming that is usually enough to prevent issues. Don’t necessarily need to shave it.

We almost had a hero that day.

Instead we got the bargain bin version with Charlie Kuck. Still worth the purchase, but not as satisfying.

He should take that stupid fucking leather jacket off and get in touch with reality.

Rocking my Hotmail since 1998.

Still ocassionaly typo HotMale and get a surprise.

Also still remember the throwaway my friend and I created to sign up for porn site newsletters on dial-up.

Left is correct.

It allows you to tear away more easily without unrolling 20ft of paper.

Also, cats.

Hold my meth.

Had to have been 35 years ago. I vaguely remember what he looked like and what park it was. We banded together and recruited a bunch of other kids to play hide and go seek tag.

Shout out to you homie, wherever you are.

John Daly

Because while I don’t think he has the best mullet specifically, he’s combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that’s savage.

Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn’t a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn’t look redneck enough. And the rest just didn’t have the balls to do the bowl cut.

Hats off to you John Daly for your committment.

I was a nerd in high school with no friends and all I wanted as midnight approached was for Y2K to not interrupt my Team Fortress Classic match.

It didn’t. And I laid waste to my digital foes.

This trash let a pedophile impregnate her.

I think she’s come to terms with her existence and wipes away her tears with a wad of hundos.

I know which “Republican” to start with.

Dude can afford to be a goose farmer.

I can’t believe so many people voted for the billionaire.

A lot of people, including myself, waited to the last minute to vote and realized Becerra was locked in and it was actually smart to vote for Steyer to try to lock out the traitor Republican so we’d have two Dems in November instead of a Dem vs a traitor.

I had to stop calling them conservatives since they don’t conserve anything, so I’m going with traitors instead.

Literally nothing is permanent. From the smallest to the largest. The most notable figures in human history will be forgotten one day. The planet I’m typing this on won’t exist one day.