Americans are too weak to demand what we deserve. Too complacent.

Worker productivity has skyrocketed over the last century, but we’re still working the same 40+ hour work weeks. What’s the point of advancing technology and increasing efficiency if our lives don’t get easier/happier?

Healthcare is dogshit and we’re all categorically getting ripped off by it.

We used to tax rich people appropriately in this country and, surprise surprise, the middle class was way stronger back then.

Now we’re just pussies that let the useless mega-rich do whatever the fuck they want to us and idolize them for it.

We’re a bunch of bitches is what we are. Too feeble and uneducated to bring about real change. Even voting against our own best interests because we can’t be bothered to learn anything. We’re honestly pathetic.

Christian Rock

Yup.

Won’t happen until we legislate companies from contributing to electoral candidates and severely limit the amount an individual can contribute.

Which won’t happen.

So we’re basically done for.

Yup. Peaceful protest doesn’t register to rich people. They can’t hear it over the clinking sounds of their champagne glasses as they toast their profit margins.

Snitches get stitches.

HIS NAME WAS LUIGI MANGIONE!!!

Bourgeois class traitors are welcome here.

With open arms.

Oh man. Finding porno mags in bushes as a kid was like finding buried treasure. Especially if the pages weren’t sticky.

Cable television.

Every time I visit my mom she has it on and I can’t believe I spent an entire childhood putting up with that shit. I can’t even watch it while I’m there. Too frustrating.

There are sane people out there?

Definitely not in America.

Americans love fasicsm. That’s why we voted for it. Despite the copious amount of warnings we received from the proto-fascist’s ex-associates and top military personnel, not to mention unbelievably blatant examples from the proto-fascist himself.

Maybe we can have Nazi rallies at Madison Square Garden like we did in the 30s. We came pretty close a couple months ago.

“At this point, I think I pay enough talented people who know things to make it look like I actually know things so I can focus on acting like a fool on social media platforms and interviews.”