[characters surround a flowchart]
Do you agree with me ideologically?\
- No: Then you are not a leftist\
- Yes: Proceed
Did you ever disagree with me online?\ - Yes: Then you are not a leftist\
- No: Proceed
Have you ever read theory?\ - No: Then you are not a leftist\
- Yes: Proceed
Did you reach the same conclusions as me?
No: Then you are not a leftist
Yes: Proceed
Do you believe in left unity?
Yes: ??? -> just kidding -> loop back to the same question
No: Proceed
Are you to my left or to my right ideologically?
Right: Then you are not a leftist
Left: I hate you because you are a tankie -> Bruh -> Then you are not a leftist
We agree: I hate you because you are a liberal -> Wait what -> Then you are not a leftist
https://thebad.website/comic/true_leftism_flowchart


It’s a nice theory, but we all know this flowchart has never been tried.
The leftists are as bad about this as any liberal, conservative, or fascist. “We all need to rally together… around me. Anyone who diverges is a splitter who has undermined the party!”
Re: Hillary Clinton / Kamala Harris stans
Claudia De la Cruz is electable if you fucking vote for her, you swine. It’s HER TURN!
Bruh, you can’t just point out how different ideological groupings suffer from the same underlying human cognitive biases like that.