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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 20 hours ago

Can't wait for my demonologist's advice.

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Can't wait for my demonologist's advice.

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  • dparticiple@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m going to be the buzzkill here, and say that I couldn’t find the demonologist reference (although I did find it amusing). Here’s the source article: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y

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    Demonoligists and dermatologists agree: Just let thousands of ants run around on you. They will eat all the bad skin. You definitely won’t regret having thousands of ants run all over you.

    • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      for those wondering what's in the photo

      the photo is of a hydrojelly face mask, and it’s probably just seeds - maybe black sesame or flax seeds or something like that; there are many different kinds of hydrojelly face masks, some of them have rose petals or lavender flowers, etc.

      • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I’d prefer the seedless rye

    • Skanky@lemmy.world
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      Joke’s on you - I’m into that shit!

      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        Narrator: they definitely are not into that shit.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        Oh no. Thisu better not awaken anything in me.

        • blackbrook@mander.xyz
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          Oh no. Those things on me better not awaken.

    • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net
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      This keeps happening my house anyway while I sleep. Glad to hear it’s good for my skin.

    • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works
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      I’VE NEVER SEEN AN ANT EITHER!

  • ultimate_worrier@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Human ejaculate.

    You can thank me later.

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      Gonna need a source on this one, could have sworn this was debunked.

  • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y

    The American Academy of Dermatology recommends washing the face twice a day with a gentle cleanser, applying a moisturizer and — during the day — putting on sunscreen and protective clothing.

    skincare is simple: just wash your face, use moisturizer, and wear sunscreen (and keep out of the sun).

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      Shit. I did all that and it summoned Beelzebub, Lord of Flies.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        i said pspsps and they said “b̸͎̾r̴̜͝ȉ̵̘n̸̟͌g̴̻̕ ̷̼̾m̸͎̋ě̸̩ ̵̬́s̸̢̏o̸͆͜m̶̬͑ȩ̵͊ ̷͈̈b̷̧͘á̷̠ḽ̷͗š̷̼ā̶̫m̴̱̈i̷͙͌c̴̟̑ ̵͈͋g̴̻̐l̷̮͒a̷͓͠z̵̦̋è̶̯d̵̟̔ ̸̨͠d̶̮͆á̴͖ẗ̸̻é̸̯s̵̟͂ ̵͍̔p̷̊ͅl̵͚̽ĕ̴͈ä̵͚ŝ̴͈é̶̦ ̷̲́m̵̩͗ỳ̵̰ ̷̧͝m̴̺͋ä̶̻g̷̰̓g̷̝͐o̸̮͗t̶̘͐s̶͇̔ ̸̰̔c̶̩̓r̷̫̉a̶̼̾v̸̰̈́ë̶̮́ ̸͕͗v̴͇͆î̶̮ņ̴̚ë̸̢g̸͚̾ả̵̟r̷̃͜”

        like fuck they might be onto something

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    Demonologists are still more reliable than tiktok influencers

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      Are you trying to say I shouldn’t hit myself in the face with a hammer? That’s just looksmaxxing brah. Shit is clutch af

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        Are you trying to say I shouldn’t hit myself in the face with a hammer?

        Thats right. It’s way more effective to sacrifice yourself to Bozmodiklax.

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      Demonologists aren’t beholden to corporate sponsors

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