Gonna need a source on this one, could have sworn this was debunked.

Avian dinosaurs certainly existed, it isn’t inaccurate to just call them dinosaurs.

Chickens actively hunt and eat mice, as well. I’ve actually seen one of my chickens find, slam around until dead (I fucking hope it was dead anyway), and swallow whole a mouse.

Brutal little creatures. They would 100% kill and eat you if they were big enough/ you were small enough.

Fuck, you made me laugh cough with that last bit.

We have been here for years, the NSA has been recording everything we say here in the U.S. for… a long time. I’m not actually clear on how long they’ve been doing it.

Also, I can buy a camera no wider than a penny and have it quite literally anywhere on my person without you knowing — unless nudists also have a rule where they drive to the nude beach naked, you’ve kinda been shit out of luck for a while there too.

Edit: sorry, sorry — I lied. It is slightly larger than a penny.

They’re right, we know exactly the kind of damage snorting powdered drugs has on your nose and heart. They were taking a calculated risk, you were just rolling the dice with your health. Owned again, liberal.

(I AM JOKING)

Ok, but do you have weed?

For reference, I look like John Lennon with longer hair and I definitely have weed. So the stereotype about me is 100% true.

No issues, just become a master craftsmen and compete with other master craftsmen. Easy.

Or get used to eating burnt food, that worked for me

I love having jex in my jorts

I’m pretty sure that waffle could easily fit 5 rows of 5, am I crazy?

It’s still funny

Which part, the baby sitting inside the woman like a suit or the ARM?

An em dash signifies a longer pause — I’ll continue to use them however I see fit. It’s telling, though, that you assume an em dash means I’m using an AI to write.

Edit: Math friends :)

Did you vote for Kamala or did you abstain/vote third party?

I’ve read what you commented below about ‘harm reduction’ actually being ‘harm maximization’ and I’ve got to be honest — it doesn’t actually seem like you know what you’re saying. Because if I take what you’re saying at face value then you’re actually an accelerationist and logically should have voted for Trump.

Which, uh, obviously completely negates that little bit of virtue signaling above about ‘genocide bad’ (which of course genocide is reprehensible).

So, genuinely, I’m trying to ascertain — what is your point? Abstain from the system entirely? Kill everyone I disagree with? You’ve said a ton about what we can’t do, what are your solutions?

If you begin to say ‘communism’ my brain will shut down and I will stop engaging.

I’m not married, but my girlfriend is very satisfied. Well, in some ways — she’s not too happy about the current global affairs.

I can almost guarantee you that they did not pirate it, but sure whatever you need to tell yourself.

‘It’s 2026 and I haven’t learned to boycott ActiBlizzard by now, but that doesn’t stop me from calling out other broken clocks!’

Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.

Math people make me laugh.

100000 is ‘one hundred thousand’. Your younger self would hear ‘Bitcoin sell one’ followed by confusing silence. Same goes for ‘Bitcoin sell 2025’, twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.

Imagine deleting your comments instead of acknowledging you’re wrong.

Sincerely, fuck you — you’ve earned your tag and I’ll be making sure to remind everyone of what a cunt you are.