• eldavi@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    the plan is to go hide in their bunkers & safe spotss while civilization collapses from climate change and then come out of their bunkers later to then continue dominating the remaining 2% of humanity that survived the fallout on the surface.

    writing this out makes me wish that i was making this up rn.

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      I hope whatever happens, there are enough of us left to fill their damn air vents with cement before we succumb to whatever world-ending catastrophe finally pushes them into the bunkers in the first place.

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        18 hours ago

        we would have to re-learn how to make planes; relearn how to pump oil to fuel them; and relearn how to make powerful enough weapons again after the apocalypse so we can fly to their island bunker fortresses and fight off their private armies to do that.

        and that’s assuming that we can collectively remember where the bunkers are located; we don’t even know where most of them are right now.

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        new zealand missing from a lot of maps is bourgeois conspiracy to erase it because they will use it as a bunker.

        how could we reach new zealand without reliable access to oil or electricity? are wind sails viable for such a trip? asking for a friend.

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          The Maori got there by sea in the first place. Time to start practicing with a sextant and charts.

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            20 hours ago

            the maori did it by building upon thousands of years of experience and technology, while we’ll be starting all over from zero with a whole new global dark age; only the people in the bunkers will know how to do it and where the bunkers are.

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      funny you mention it because i’ve been thinking about preppers. maybe we should be building ours just in case this whole behead them and scramble to fix it thing turns out to not go as well as we would all want.

      i feel not even they are having fun in this miserable bullshit they created. how deranged can you be until you can’t be satisfied anymore.

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        how deranged can you be until you can’t be satisfied anymore.

        i imagine that would be the dr evil guy in the epstein files. lol