• TiredTiger@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    I hope whatever happens, there are enough of us left to fill their damn air vents with cement before we succumb to whatever world-ending catastrophe finally pushes them into the bunkers in the first place.

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      18 hours ago

      we would have to re-learn how to make planes; relearn how to pump oil to fuel them; and relearn how to make powerful enough weapons again after the apocalypse so we can fly to their island bunker fortresses and fight off their private armies to do that.

      and that’s assuming that we can collectively remember where the bunkers are located; we don’t even know where most of them are right now.

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      1 day ago

      new zealand missing from a lot of maps is bourgeois conspiracy to erase it because they will use it as a bunker.

      how could we reach new zealand without reliable access to oil or electricity? are wind sails viable for such a trip? asking for a friend.

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        The Maori got there by sea in the first place. Time to start practicing with a sextant and charts.

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          20 hours ago

          the maori did it by building upon thousands of years of experience and technology, while we’ll be starting all over from zero with a whole new global dark age; only the people in the bunkers will know how to do it and where the bunkers are.