What are you attempting to achieve by opening this list of urls?
What is the difference between running this script and setting this list as either a bookmark, or the homepage in your browser?
What does your network have to do with the reachability of these sites?
If you’re managing the privacy of your own network, why are you not monitoring those services?
Except that in civil discussion with experts, other ideas are what helps people arrive at a solution suitable for them and their situation.
I’ll also add that I’ve been a Linux user for 25 years and the toxicity you claim in relation to the Linux community is in my experience not evident as a “major reason”, instead I’ve found it to be innovative and flexible with a wide perspective and approach to problem solving.
Are there dickheads in the Linux community? Yes, just like there are everywhere in society.