Are you hiring
Seems to have been the right decision
The ol’ Lemmy-switch-a-roo?
Pro versions: Does a little more
Costs even more
Best regards
Sometimes I just start a sentence, and don’t know where it’s going
About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(
Even my desktop motherboard has a USBC slot
The Olympics started?
Oh, it’s about me.
Wait no I’m 37, fuck
He didn’t die, he just thought he was dead
The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it’s located on my cock!
So the question is, if you die and are resuscitated, are you living the same life or a new one?
SD Jury: “They’re from LA? Say no more fam, guilty. Which brewery we hitting?”
Same. Still haven’t learned how to style it but it’s still better than the face I had before
That’s your jobs fault?
The ones around here, everyone just slows down getting to that intersection, and then picks up speed again after crossing through