A 386 is probably underpowered, but a 486 could do it for sure. I used to play all the SNES games at 33mHz back in the day.

SNES emulators ran just fine on <100 mHz CPUs three decades ago. You’d have to try pretty hard to find a PC that couldn’t do that nowadays.

Where does one buy discs of bread for making bread?

I wonder what the layoffs have to do with delisting an offline-only game.

Sounds like an issue on your end, not on DP’s end. You can 100% just plug in a DP cable into a powered-on computer and have it work instantly.

If you serve the syrup in a cup, then the syrup to waffle ratio is infinite.

All new routers made in America will be required to spy on you 24/7

TempleOS would fall under the laws

So would DOS and Windows 95, but those haven’t had any updates in a couple years. Surely they’ll be updated to comply.

But what if you drank more water and you didn’t have the weight savings?

Yes, anything on the battlefield counts as a permanent.

I mean if you have a doubling amount of them, you need enough that you can lose 7 per turn and still recover. So you need at least 7 to begin with, and you could block forever.

The real flaw with the comic is that Emrakul has flying, so squirrels can’t block it anyway, unless you give them all flying.

Really though, it’s meant to be a game-winning card. It does so much that it’s very hard to survive and recover if it’s on the board.

When it attacks, the defending player has to sacrifice X permanents, in Emrakul’s case that’s 6.

Probably not 15 turns, what with Annihilator 6 quickly wiping out the board.

No, that’s just the sugar. Someone decided figs weren’t sweet enough and that they should add sugar to them.

It literally stabbed him in the heart, which seems to me like an unlikely way to die to a stingray, but I’m no stingrayologist, so take that with a grain of salt.

It has neither the positive reputation you assume

This is true. Quebec French is often looked down on by other native French speakers. It’s seen as a rougher version of the language, mostly due to its accent and different pronunciations, and often Quebecois’ simplified vocabulary compared to the French. But what the previous comment was about is that Quebec French is closer to what French sounded like a couple centuries ago, and the language in France has shifted in a different way.

nor do Quebecois say “le stationnement”.

Yes we do.

Quebec has a problem with English in particular as it is seen as overtaking its culture. As such, a lot of English words that the French have directly adopted are instead translated into Frencher versions of the words. Stationnement vs parking is one example, magasinage vs shopping is another.

But how do you pronounce zoo?

There’s nothing passive aggressive here. In fact, the entire message is quite direct in its message.

If it didn’t work they wouldm’t profit from it.

Advertising exists for a reason, and that’s becsuse it’s very effective.

(recognizing that route is its root word)

You could also ask people how they pronounce route and get different answers.

The actor unions typically require that each actor use a unique name, which is why so many actors use their middle initials, or use an alternate name.

I don’t have a solution for your issue, sadly.