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I’m gonna just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA

Says the guy who wonders if Smurfs fuck and talks to strange men in metal bunny costumes.

It terrified me none the less and embarrassed me. I wasn’t even the person who wanted to drink that beer.

Don’t put glass bottles in there. I did that once and forgot. The next day I heard a loud explosion. Went to open the feeezer and glass was falling out.

It doesn’t resemble the movie Alex Proyas directed. It’s all short stories. It ends with a man having a fight with God, which they just scream math equations into the sky.

Have you read the original Asimov move script? I believe it was written back in the 70s. A special edition of the movie came with a paperback edition of the book version that was illustrated by Harlan Ellison.

If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

Raw egg.

EDIT: Maybe not for the temperature itself but that’s why it is unsafe in general.

Whelp… I’m going to special hell. At least it is ironic in a good way.

I believe there is a joke in The Office about Todd Packer being able to name all the extant species, because there are only two.

Hey, I am a janitor that struggles to open trash bags if I’m not wearing clean gloves. They refuse to open with bare hands or if my gloves are greasy.

This meant to be satire?

You can find this on the album Inside Star Trek. Gene Roddenberry was asked to give an example of network notes. For context, just know Gene was a Humanist. He framed The Bible as if it was the script for a television show. Everything pretty much would have been deemed inappropriate.

I know we tease people in modern times who would criticize Jesus of Nazareth for how he has been historically known, but it is wild how a religious text would not been deemed acceptable for 60s or 70s television.

Excuse me but us Asians have been using air fryers since the 90s.

I’ve seen a British comedy that had this as a joke. But the movie was a sleezebag of a comedy. All about a dude that works at a grocery story at night, gains the ability to freeze time and messes with the women he sees shopping. I am glad I can’t remember the title.

Didn’t anti-virus, spyware and/or malware apps flag Epic as malicious when it first launched?

What if I wanted a specific broom?

Ball peen clearly.

In practice he would have to be celibate.

What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?