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I thought Best Buy paid a fee to any employee that gets featured.

For those unaware… Hannah Montana Linux is a real distro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnkj4yS8Dcw

You wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.

I still remember the days when Google required you know how to program in C to purchase one. No idea if they had a test.

They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.

You’re gonna eat the dildo?

cock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud

Damn, you saw this first.

That first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.

Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.

The name alone when I saw an ad made me cringe.

I genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.

Ever considered getting into phallic object detection?

She killed those puppies.

It’s not literally a cradle of filth?

I like how Fortnite is part of this.

The sex appeal of # Kate Winslet.