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Ball peen clearly.

In practice he would have to be celibate.

What’s the matter? Don’t you like me? I’m your girl?

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

By that logic they saw a god. But I’d ask if they need a starship first. Then that would confirm if they were a god.

Did humans inadvertently body shame a spider?

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

I took one college course and couldn’t handle it. On top of that I was the weird student that wanted to use a Mac instead of the school’s own computers. So anytime I had a problem, the teacher would just blame me using Xcode instead of Visual Studio.

I don’t understand this. Anyways, how’s your sex life?

That is something that might make Kurt roll over in his grave.

Jokes on them. I didn’t hear my alarm today.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it meant. They didn’t ask for anything specific. Just asked if I knew anything.

You’ll have to pay me to tell you what it is I know and then pay me again to explain it.

Under this rhetoric they sweep up even the pious Jewish.

Again, there is a different between hatred for the Jewish people and hate/dislike for the Israeli government and/or military. If you do not believe this, you are part of the problem.

As a U.S. citizen: fuck the U.S.

So realistically we never ended the Cold War.

Anyone who thinks Israel is still a state founded on the genocide of the Jewish race today is sadly mistaken. It is now a state built on seeking to dominate religious minorities founded on the collective unity of other states that handed over historically contested land that others had been living on.