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To each of ours separately at the same time or is this a DP situation?

Do I have to pay a troll to get into them?

I can’t recall the name but I recall a European movie (I saw it on cable television) where celebrities sell their skin to be grown in labs to be sold as meat for people to eat. The main character would go around finding sick celebrities, stealing their DNA and infecting themselves with the same illness.

Wait till they try to detonate it.

Remember, he said on national daytime television he would date Ivanka.

Why did I read this in Schwarzenegger’s voice?

The Matrix

So the universe is a trans allegory?

E Pluribus Anus?

No, that’s character played by James Urbaniak on The Office named Rolf. You’re thinking of Thomas Rolph, cricket player.

Teamo Supremo

This dude is from a obscure Disney Channel show that apparently ran for 39 episodes.

We don’t know that they developed space travel and left Earth either.

Spider-Bomb, Spider-Bomb

Does what ever a… AH! GET THAT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

I swear Universal said Jurassic World: Dominion would be the last movie for the franchise, then two years later they announced Rebirth.

I’m gonna just leave this here.

https://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA

Says the guy who wonders if Smurfs fuck and talks to strange men in metal bunny costumes.

It terrified me none the less and embarrassed me. I wasn’t even the person who wanted to drink that beer.

Don’t put glass bottles in there. I did that once and forgot. The next day I heard a loud explosion. Went to open the feeezer and glass was falling out.

It doesn’t resemble the movie Alex Proyas directed. It’s all short stories. It ends with a man having a fight with God, which they just scream math equations into the sky.