Why unfortunate? They match quite well if you ask me.

Ok, I will eat babies and drink Pepsi. No wait, there is no ‘i’: I will eat babes and drink Pepsi.

Do we have /c/swoosh in here?

Ordered from a prison?

News, and I would argue journalism in general, is not what the term knowledge is referring to in that sentence.

That’s what an AI would say!

Nor the PM nor this fascist government are our Republic. They should respond with personal offense, not institutional.