Now i’m ace.

Thanks Oba- er boys.

Huh. Never considered a cabbage-wich before. Gonna have me a fun weekend now!

You’re saying I’m an employee? That I should make money for you? That I should take direction from you? That you’re the boss of me?

One of the reasons I am partial to Harvest Festivals: all of the feasting with a better grab bag of associated hangups.

I would like to thank the editor for using Trans ^TM colors on this map

You got a line on that singalong?

Oxygen. That shit causes too much rust. And spoils my chips.

Did they? I was under the impression they came in, did a conquer, and basically left with the conquered understanding that the horde’d be back for their tribute.

I have a cat. Never fails to bring me joy.

Can’t forget the instability in the Balkans.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/29/us/politics/white-house-serbia-kosovo.html

Where do I sign up for my Atheist card?

Gotta go with Dwarf Fortress, boss. Never gets old, and seems to run better on Linux.

We 90’s kids are also paying the price for the 90’s.

Give it a try: https://bay12games.com/dwarves/

Nobody’s anything but ‘quite bad at it’

When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love.

Even if it’s not a good idea.

How does that figure when the river changes course? Does texas/mexico suddenly have more/less land and everyone’s chill?

All that monster gotta end up somewhere.

Are… are you not supposed to do that?

Some cathing fire would probably help sell it: those poor sinners didn’t get in!