Fuckin long headline to say “because they’re cowards” lol

Downvotes duh

Does for 96% of the market lol

I use Windows because it just works

complain about throwing a billion pumpkins into landfill

Order a billion tonnes of plastic shite off Temu which then breaks, and throw it into landfill

Fucking keep chucking the pumpkins, guys

I lived in Paris for a year, speak french and respect people who work extremely difficult jobs in the most tourist-heavy city on the planet

I think I met three or four grumpy cunts in that year. Considering everything, that’s a miniscule percentage

Bear in mind these people aren’t being false-nice. They don’t rely on tips to feed their kids

Are the “top critics” all fourteen and freshly arrived from shagging my mum?

“Bethesda covers its arse in anticipation of a bunch of terminally online American teenagers who just learnt the word ‘nazi’ and would use it to describe a fuckin nun if it made them feel a bit morally superior for ten seconds”

Cultural appropriation - the addition of high fructose corn syrup

Who complains the most about the so-called french “attitude”?

Brits and Yanks, the ones that think cleaners and waiters are beneath them and need to dance to earn tips

Makes sense

France - treating people the same no matter what they do for a living.

It’s really nice to be respected even if you’re a cleaner or a bin man, and very much deserved

Hold on, I’ll phone the Romans and ask them why they didn’t make the pont du Gard wheelchair accessible

In my dad’s era, a bit of crumpet was something completely different

You make the world bo-o-o-o-oring, not better

Can we see your tits instead then?

I’m not seeing The Girl With All The Gifts there!

societally and legally acceptable

Only because you allow it to be. It’s either illegal or unacceptable in a lot of places

I love monkey puzzle trees! They look like they’d be so easy to climb

I don’t like trying to climb them though

Austria, Bulgaria, Estonia, Germany, Hungary, Italy and Portugal

A pendantii