We’re gonna go to New York. We’re gonna go to Vermont. We’re gonna go to Oregon. We’re gonna go to Pittsburgh and Pennsylvania. We’re going to Cancun for spring break. We’re gonna go to Montreal. We’re going to Vancouver. I’m going all over the world. And then, I’m coming all the way to Wateron DC to take back the White House…pyahhhh💪👉

It was a symptoms checker questionnaire on https://www.additudemag.com/

All circle are pointless because they have no hard angles. It’s just one continuous arc.

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Y’all are fancy with your hanging shirts. I use a drawer system. Top shelf are my everyday CK V-necks which are being phased out for the Banana Republics as they wear away. Second shelf are my socializing t-shirts. If I’m hitting the third shelf, it’s because I need to do laundry. I refuse to wear collars unless I have to because someone will get upset. They are so distracting and annoying rubbing on my neck and looking like I’m going to church. I seriously wonder to myself how people wear a button down shirt tucked in to their tight jeans just to be at home. It just looks soooo tight, restrictive, and generally uncomfortable. Shoot, I’m in jeans rn only because my roomie has company coming over. Otherwise, I’d be chillaxing in some soft sweats or pjs.

I got my black CK V-neck shirts I got at Coscto ~4 years ago still going strong. I have a Grey one for when I wanna get wild. Otherwise, I have the new Banana Republic ones, but they’re not dear to my heart like the OOGs.

I have that too! I could go days without eating if I don’t make an effort. I even have a personal rule that if I haven’t eaten by 2p, I have to stop whatever I’m doing and eat. However, if I exercise, my appetite kicks in, so it’s best that I have an exercise regiment if I want to stay eating regular.

That, and when you tough raw meat, you have to wash them to avoid cross-contamination. So you’re hands are constantly wet then getting dried, the towel gets to wet, and your hands get too dry.

Legit question: Why would someone want to disable Gemini?

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®”

computer money invented to buy drugs

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®

Years ago, a central banker killed my partner.

he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

I haven’t laughed this much in sooooo long! omg lmaoooo All those ™ and ® in the stupid commands omg I can’t rn

lol, I get that part, but how can they assess the presence of weapons if it’s blurred.

I believe ✌👽

You are welcome

El queso esta viejo y podrido 🦕

Yeah, I’m being silly.

Isn’t a counterexample just one datum? Even though its only one case, it’s still science.

FTFM

What’s the point of scanning someone at that level of precision if they can’t even see it? Seems pretty pointless to me.

Isn’t a counterexample just da tomb? Even though its only won case-a-dilla, it’s still le sahyênçe.

So TSA is practically seeing everyone naked? Is that for real?

It’s a quote from The Big Lebowski

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eDOJ4L0Edk

You look for the person who will benefit…And, uh…You know, you’ll, uh…You know what I mean.