 - His brother was probably being kind too. He probably said the 1940s equivalent of “Well fuck me sideways, I can’t believe that shit actually worked!” 
 
- Similar to programming. - stares at monitor - scrolls mouse wheel - fuck, cocking shit, unbelievable - scrolls mouse - what moron wrote this? - ctrl+f, typing - oh. fucking imbecile, dunce, fuckballs, ass - types 3 letters, hits “run” - ah fixed! another shining golden piece of God’s own perfect code completed! - Collaboration: “Fuck… Let’s slap some duct tape on this and never speak of it again.” - “I don’t have to comment this; it’s obvious why I did that…” 
 –me
 
- what moron wrote this? - *runs* - git blame- It was bloody me! - Only a few hundred times, but I’ve learned my lesson…! - but I’ve learned my lesson - To use - git blamebefore calling out the moronity, or to not use- git?- Just use - git blame-someone-else.
- Yes. 
 
 
 
 
- When there’s finally a positive result: “Impossible! What did I do wrong?” - In the same vein, “Holy shit, that WORKED?” 
 
- The Most Exciting Phrase in Science Is Not ‘Eureka!’ But ‘That’s Odd!’ - “Huh.”, too 
 
- When I worked in research our lab staff spoke 10 different languages. - After a couple of years, everyone swore fluently in 10 languages. - That only needs a couple of nights at the pub, I’d think. 
 
- “Wait… THAT’S all the data we have?!?” (for data-driven experiments) - “We couldn’t get any more subjects?” (for human subject experiments) - “Is it statistically significant?” - “FML this isn’t publishable, is it?” 
- Mine is: fuck it, I’m going into industry. And then I don’t. 
- I always liked what Charles Darwin wrote to J. D. Hooker in 1853: - After describing a set of forms, as distinct species, tearing up my M.S., & making them one species; tearing that up & making them separate, & then making them one again (which has happened to me) I have gnashed my teeth, cursed species, & asked what sin I had committed to be so punished […] - It describes perfectly the feelings of a biologist while doing taxonomy work. 
- Sometimes telling errors (and things I drop on the floor) to “go fuck yourself” is the most social interaction I have between stand-up and EOD. 
- MY personal favorite: - “Oh! Fuck me, Christ!” 
- The bottom left is in arse-ON mode. 
- Fucking work for once you piece of fuck. Fuck this day. Fuck this shit. Fuck this degree. Fuck. 
- I think they more commonly say, “what is wrong with my advisor and why did I choose grad school?” 
- God fucking damnit what fucking fuck of a fuck touched my shit again!? 
- I’m in histo/path and I feel like gordon Ramsey sometimes. HOW DARE YOU SERVE ME THIS SAMPLE, ITS RAW!!! (under/not fixed or processed or decalcified properly) 










