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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 months ago

My personal favourite: "Oh, fuck me. CHRIST."

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My personal favourite: "Oh, fuck me. CHRIST."

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 months ago
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    Similar to programming.

    stares at monitor

    scrolls mouse wheel

    fuck, cocking shit, unbelievable

    scrolls mouse

    what moron wrote this?

    ctrl+f, typing

    oh. fucking imbecile, dunce, fuckballs, ass

    types 3 letters, hits “run”

    ah fixed! another shining golden piece of God’s own perfect code completed!

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      Collaboration: “Fuck… Let’s slap some duct tape on this and never speak of it again.”

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        “I don’t have to comment this; it’s obvious why I did that…”
        –me

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      what moron wrote this?

      *runs* git blame

      It was bloody me!

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        Only a few hundred times, but I’ve learned my lesson…!

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          but I’ve learned my lesson

          To use git blame before calling out the moronity, or to not use git ?

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            Just use git blame-someone-else.

            https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else

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            Yes.

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