Yeah man enjoy the old people, druggies, racists, gators, insane home insurance rates, apparently malaria, transphobia, and climate consisting of unbearable hellish high-humidity heat and frequent, unpredictable rain showers. Sounds like a fucking paradise you dunce.
Yeah man enjoy the old people, druggies, racists, gators, insane home insurance rates, apparently malaria, transphobia, and climate consisting of unbearable hellish high-humidity heat and frequent, unpredictable rain showers. Sounds like a fucking paradise you dunce.
Don’t forget the sea-rise, seaweed blobs, and red tides!
You forgot the book burning and legalized murder of people on your front steps!
What’s not so great is when they’ll expect a bailout for their stupidity.
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face!”