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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

Naming is hard

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Naming is hard

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alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev
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    Don’t worry everyone, I’m here to help:

    Mail

    Garbage

    Outlook

    Hot Garbage

    Outlook (new)

    Shit-tier garbage

    Glad to be of service! Until next time…

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    Outlook (new new new final)

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      _2024-06-07_edited_FINAL

  • penquin@lemm.ee
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    “please use our spyware so we can syphon more of your personal info to get more quarterly profit… We are begging you. See how many apps we have for mail?”

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      Poutlook

  • pslightlypsycho47@lemmy.world
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    Nintendo Wii - > Nintendo Wii U. Nintendo 3DS - > New Nintendo 3DS

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      Xbox> Xbox 360> Xbox One> Xbox One X> Xbox series X

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        For whatever reason, this one makes me very angry.

      • gen/Eric Computers@lemmy.zip
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        The XBox One X, or the X.B.O.X. for short.

  • mlg@lemmy.world
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    Microsoft having 4 tabs for howtos depending on outlook version sums this up lol

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    As the saying goes, there’s only two hard problems in IT:

    Caching, naming things, and off by one errors.

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    I cannot believe they did this shit.

    Every time I look at the teams icon with the word new on it, my brain thinks that means there are messages.

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      We had the teams update at work, with the endless notifications to let me know that a new version was coming, would I like to update early, on the 1st the update will be forced …

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        And the new Teams is not simply a replacement, no. It’s called “Teams (for work or school)” or something, while the old app is “Teams classic”. Both look the same and are the same sluggish mess. So why exactly did we do all that crap?

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          And they would use at least a quarter or your RAM.

  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The new all new outlook(new(yess realy new(fr)))

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      “fam check this code I just yeeted out”

  • AllOutOfBubbleGum@lemmy.world
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    We still use on-prem Exchange with Microsoft Office at work, and it’s really becoming a problem. Microsoft already auto adds shortcuts for 365 (which we don’t use and doesn’t work with our setup), and the “Mail” app (which also doesn’t work with out setup), and now I have to explain to people to use the regularly titled Outlook icon and not the “Outlook (new)” icon (which again, won’t work with our setup).

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      GPOs should solve that

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        For the next 4 weeks

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          GPOs seldom break just like that.

          Local policies are possibly more volatile but not GPOs

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            You’ve missed the point; group policies are being ignored and break with every other update as Microsofts cadence and quality assurance continues to enshitify.

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    thunderbird

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    Outlook (New) is such garbage. Web app, and doesn’t support plugins. Less functionality over all. Pathetic.

    • MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      IIRC it also stores your account password server side and stores your emails there too, it’s literally just webmail.

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    This is such a perfect demonstration of how useless Microsoft’s ecosystem is. It’s better than being forced to work in an Apple exclusive environment but “we’re a windows shop” is one of the biggest red flags an employer can have.

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