The name’s English. Johnny English. pulls off fake skin, then fires again accidentally, killing an innocent guest; quickly leaves

pulls out gun “take out, granted” pew

“I’m confused, so should I have a chub right now or not? I was expecting some real degrading shit here, c’mon!”

Ehh the new CoD graphics are mid at best. And they couldn’t even make up their own plot? Miss me with that fam

Just spend money freely, then they will be eager to contact you about your balance!

“I just shit myself and have to go home and shower, then book an appointment for a car detailer. Never getting a burger at the chinese restaurant again.”

let the dogs out

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, gotta make you, understand

Pfft, go big or go home

Not important if you just start robbing banks

🌌🧠

¿Por que no los dos?

(I’m a furry, now take your clothes off, it’s spoon time)

No silly. Planes don’t go in the air.

Well now the man has no porn. Good job.

But Jennifer, also on the conference call, is always rooting for me 110%. We should all be more like Jennifer.

ah yes my fellow furry

MFW she says she doesn’t wear deodorant

💀

Correct, this is not the same bridge

“I’m glad you’re here. You’re one of the good ones.”

Technically, 9/11 is every year, silly

smh he should just buy a refrigerator then