• FunkyMonk@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    and we go 20 miles in the snow both ways to touch said grass, because I had an onion on my belt which was the style at the time.

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      7 months ago

      Everyone knows the best way to read long documents is to stare at a shitty business monitor in your chair for 6 hours! There definitely are not companies who spend lots of time making readers for this type of shit because monitors suck for reading text for long periods.

      Or it’s definitely easier to host a recipe book for cooking! I just need to set up a server and lug a laptop into my kitchen, mess with the settings to keep the screen on, and I’m ready to cook! So much easier than 3 ring binder! Idiot.

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        7 months ago

        Why are a giant laptop or a monitor the only options? I read recipes off my phone all the time! No fancy set up required, I just read it while I’m cooking! I still don’t see how any of this is related to your original statement about “touching grass” though

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          7 months ago

          Just need to scroll through 800 lines of garbage back story and hope they use the keep screen alive toggle! And it’s super easy scrolling with shit on your hands!

          Not everything is made better by a 6 inch screen.

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            7 months ago

            Or you could just screenshot the recipe… Still not clear on what any of this has to do with “touching grass” though

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                7 months ago

                Whatever you say dude, at this point I’m going to assume the comment about “touching grass” and everything after that is some kind of failed attempt at trolling lol

                You have a nice day now