I think the only exception is Punch Drunk Love which is coincidentally also the best movie he ever made


I’ve had a few miracle burgers. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t great either. It just kind of tasted like a mediocre fast food hamburger. I don’t eat burgers that often anymore so when I do have one I want it to be really good so I probably won’t get another one unless there’s some great innovation in plant based meat in the future.
I suppose it accomplishes its goal in that it does taste like a hamburger, just not a particularly great one
I kinda feel like the name is part of the problem there. If someone says they’re serving me something called a “miracle” burger the expectation created is that it will taste exceptionally good, or at least better than average

You bastard!
You k*lled Ben!
Oh, Ben! Oh!
…And your babies.
Oh, oh… They’re hatching.
They’re orphans…



If you have to pretend to be autistic then you probably aren’t autistic. Go get diagnosed


Libertarians are an odd bunch these days. They claim to be against “big government” but they want to privatize everything which would essentially make giant corporations into a new authoritarian government.
The love to talk about being able to take your business elsewhere if you don’t like the service your getting, but that doesn’t do a lot of good if your house burns down because you were behind on your fire protection plan and no one will come to put it out.
It’s basically become an entire party that believes the idea that “survival of the fittest wealthiest” should be the only law
When I was a kid we would connect a coat hanger to the TV to get the news from 2 towns over


Literally everything this guy does ends up feeling like a scam lol

No. Literally anyone who isn’t at least a millionaire is on the chopping block, they just don’t realize it yet.

How does this even happen??? 😰
Is he accepting new clients???
I will, as long as I can imagine it set to the tune of Yakety Sax
I feel like if a cop came by a few times and saw you still going around they would probably pull you over just to see if you’re having an episode or something, then probably tell you to go home. I think you’d only really get in trouble if you were a dick about it.

He’d be loudly proclaiming “if they didn’t want me to take it then they shouldn’t have left it here” as he loads into the back of one of those giant pickup trucks that always seem to have their high beams on for no apparent reason

If this were made today instead of a bear it would just be a really angry guy screaming that he can’t get measles because his religion doesn’t recognize their existence
What was so important?
What kinda soup?