Literally everything this guy does ends up feeling like a scam lol

No. Literally anyone who isn’t at least a millionaire is on the chopping block, they just don’t realize it yet.

How does this even happen??? 😰

Is he accepting new clients???

I will, as long as I can imagine it set to the tune of Yakety Sax

I feel like if a cop came by a few times and saw you still going around they would probably pull you over just to see if you’re having an episode or something, then probably tell you to go home. I think you’d only really get in trouble if you were a dick about it.

About what?

He’d be loudly proclaiming “if they didn’t want me to take it then they shouldn’t have left it here” as he loads into the back of one of those giant pickup trucks that always seem to have their high beams on for no apparent reason

If this were made today instead of a bear it would just be a really angry guy screaming that he can’t get measles because his religion doesn’t recognize their existence

What was so important?

It sounds like the employees are the bottom level of some kind of scam. A company that has so little faith in itself that it forces their employees to act as customers is either on the verge of ruin or just completely unethical. They’re definitely getting some kind of kick backs from this.

I’m sure they have found some kind of shitty technical loophole that makes it legal somehow, but you might still report it anonymously to the employment commission since it is 100% unethical and a serious conflict of interests.

Either way if possible find somewhere else to work as soon as you can. Once these people have bilked you out of as much of your paycheck as they can they will decide your no longer a valuable company asset

Which one is that? That sounds like an even better idea!

It’s called “Alarm Clock Xtreme & Timer” but I do use it on android

I had to download an app on my phone where I can set multiple alarms for this exact reason! The first one goes off at 8am, then another one plays every half hour until I get up. It has an “extreme” setting for heavier sleepers where it keeps getting louder until you solve a math equation to turn it off again, but I only use that for special occasions lol

The ongoing destruction of democracy and rise of a new Nazi dictatorship/theocracy seems like it kind of encapsulates all the recent news stories lately

Probably team up with Canada and Mexico to fight against the new Nazi regime

What would the Avengers do about what exactly?

Every once in a while the cable company where I lived would unscramble it at random times, and it always felt like Christmas came early lol