ElCanut@jlai.lu to Technology@beehaw.org · 2 年前Great question Michaeljlai.luimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1777arrow-down10
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minus-squareIWantToFuckSpez@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up30·edit-22 年前Marketing people at MS: What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
minus-squareKit Sorens@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 年前Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
minus-squareExocrinous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前It’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
Best I can do is your chest with boobs
it’s worth it
Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Copy that, Pho Hammer
It’s Foe-hammer. Named after some bearded weirdo’s elven sword.
Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games