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db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

Being an open source maintainer in 2026

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Being an open source maintainer in 2026

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Source: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@mjp/117187224540318775

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    Github user miku-chan: Hii~~
I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp
I repwaced the Prototypes.func wiff a more-streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee.funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking
Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU
Github user gaearon 1 day later: what im the name of fuck.
They then closed the issue

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    Although I’d be the one suggesting the use of Rust in everything.

    Rust goes brrr

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    “I donated five dollars ten years ago. So you should implement this weirdly particular feature I am suggesting to you”

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    Clearly this one stopped all alcohole and glue sniffing weeks ago to achieve this physique. Legend says his dog is just as furious.

    Such silly movies. Great. But very silly

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    You forgot to add all the malicious actors trying to take the project from you so they can attack the supply chain. Godspeed, anyone maintaining a popular VScode or chrome extension. You’re the real troops.

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      Good luck. We’re all counting on you.

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    FuzzerSlop.ai found a critical security vulnerability in Tests.cpp

    Loving it

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      If it had been a legitimate security finding and got his ass kicked anyway, it would have been the perfect level of self deprecating humor worthy of Leslie Nelson himself

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        Wasn’t that what the Claud overflow bug was?

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          You’re absolutely right!

          • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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            Let’s dig into why.

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    Clip is from Airplane!, great comedy movie

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      I always upvote Airplane!

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      Did you know that the actors in this comedy were not comedians.

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        Leslie Nielsen said that that was the secret to great comedy. Serious actors delivering ridiculous nonsense in a serious manner. And don’t call me Shirley.

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          Leslie Nielsen is an absolute legend as well.

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          What’s your vector, Victor?

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    I miss /r/highqualitygifs a little bit

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    Looks exhausting. I’d go with Deadpool instead:

    avoiding attack

    edit: what a perfectly paced GIF. It’s got rhythm.

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    Being a proprietary source maintainer in 2026:

    • Add a dashboard for each new feature.
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    Jarvis, open GitHub and cancel an open source maintainer

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      Cancel? What do you mean?

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        Referring to some of the instances where AI tried to attack maintainers that rejected a review

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    Exquisite! Thanks for sharing!

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