I specify men’s restroom since there are alternatives to peeing which don’t involve a toilet seat.

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    3 days ago

    I’ve literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don’t lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.

    Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.

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      3 days ago

      Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.

      thank you!

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      3 days ago

      No choice? Sit, it’s more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax.

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        2 days ago

        When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra?