Fucking and fucked also count

  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    54 minutes ago

    “Foune scentencek.”
    “Fonue scentkence.”
    “Fone uscenktence.”
    “Fone suentecncke.”

    Nope. Can’t do it.
    Zero it is.

  • A_be_seedy@beehaw.org
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    5 hours ago

    I don’t really give a flying fuck about the answer, but does fucker count you fucking motherfucker, because if it doesn’t I’m fucked, but if it does then I think I can craft a fucking sentence filled with fucks that’ll last longer than me when I’m fucking my smoking hot wife.

  • bisby@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    If you follow “Buffalo” rules then

    Fucks fucks fuck fuck fucks fucks fuck.

    is a perfectly valid sentence.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    For fucks sake, you can say fuck as many fucking times as you fucking want; with fucking commas and those wiggly fucks semicolons, one fuckton of fucking fucks can be fucked into the hole of a sentence.

    • Zoop@beehaw.org
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      6 hours ago

      Good call.

      “If I say ‘fuck’ two more times, that 46 fucks in this fucked-up rhyme!”

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.caOP
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      14 hours ago

      Were fucking fucked because a fucking fuckload of fucking fuckwitted fucks fucked it all the fucking fuck up for fuck all

  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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    15 hours ago

    Fucking okay, look you fuck.

    I’m the fucking OG, so fuck your fucking oatly and gimme the real fucking oats I fucking crave the ones that’ll make my fucking life fucking saved, and fucking mix them fuckers up with butter and shit until the fucking thing is totally fit to fucking burst and fuck up my insides, so take me for a fucking ride and bite my fucking cookie, son, we’re fucking on.

  • sfled@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    That’s fucked. Now I gotta go rewatch all those fucks in “Casino” to fucking train, you fucking fuck.