Wikipedia.

Though I could do without the endless donation blockups.

Until it is abused out of them, on Sundays, at a special building.

Patrick Stewart’s, followed closely by Stephen Fry’s

It’s Xitter, pronounced as “sh”.

That’s how read it.

Because I was annoyed

Increasingly.

Try the Total Perspective Vortex.

aws-cli + cloud formation and never worry about it again.

Nah, not enough high fructose corn syrup.

Gulf clap.

“You guarantee this will always crit?”

“I’ll guarantee anything you like”

Wrapping a blackbox/legacy system would be a good reason.

Declare the old API in your new language, warts’n’all.

Calm down Sagan.

There’s an animatronic one of these at my local zoo. It’s absurd.

“Foot gun” for shooting one’s self in the foot.

If you require a more crass application just substitute another body part for “foot”.

For example:

Wow, I can’t believe that guy actually committed that code.

Yeah, he really shot himself in the dick with that one.

Try and find it on a map, I dare you!

Obviously. The one of the right it Elijah Wood.

…By a toddler with the gun.

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