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Turtle soup
Eternal damnation.
Finding the corporal husk of Lich McConnel is meaningless.
To end his unliving existence, you must find and destroy his phylactery.
Legend says it is stored in the deepest catacombs of the US Senate, protected by a magic barrier of a million eternally wailing working class souls.
Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
You do not want Lindsey Graham’s ladybugs.
He’ll show up any minute now.
The same as for finding Waldo.
Alive? Nothing. I am not contributing to that GoFundMe…
Your death. Guarantee you they’ve got him frozen in some forgotten morgue, surrounded by thugs with standing orders to shoot on sight.
