I’m guessing this isn’t taught in public school anymore? Maybe it’s covered in one 40 minute class while all the kids are looking at their phones and eating?

Yeah, we’re cooked.

I’m sixty and haven’t had this yet. But, then, I don’t talk to anyone, either, so…

You can twist knobs on a guitar, but you can’t make it drink.

Oh! Right. It’s Valentine’s Day.

I currently have no reason to track that, and probably won’t for the foreseeable future.

Twenty-plus years ago, when laser eye surgery was new, I thought for a minute about getting it. Then I thought, we’re not going to really know the long-term effects until a long term has passed, and people getting it today might regret doing this as they get older. So, I didn’t get it.

I’m not saying I was right, I’m saying that at any given point in time, I cannot predict the future, and that I’ve been happy enough wearing glasses. Especially that time my glasses saved me from losing an eye, and probably kept crap from flying into my eyes more times than I have even noticed.

I’d halve the chicken, skip the bread, and add a bunch of vegetables, and some cheese, but yeah. In fact, that is pretty much what I eat as my main meal at lunchtime every day.

“One point twenty-one jiggawatts?!”

Ublock has always just worked for me? I mean, a couple of times YouTube did a thing, but then a day, or an hour later, Ublock fixed it. I’m referring to YouTube only.

Also, I run NoScript and choose whether I’m willing to allow a site to show me an ad, and slurp my data, in exchange for whatever is on the site that I think I want. Often, I get tired of allowing scripts one at a time until the content appears, and just close the site. Rarely, I’ll bite the bullet and allow all, then go and wash my hands afterward.

Fewer than ten sites make up more than 90% of my viewing.

A bit over 3000 billionaires, and many more with hundreds of millions. But, yeah, this is the jist of it at the moment. We’ve agreed to work all of our lives to support them abusing us.

Does it have an owie?

I know what ants taste like. I don’t want to know, but I do.

OH! This is why it was busier than usual this morning. I wondered why. I usually shop Sunday morning because people are in church, and the grocery store is empty.

I came across something about it this morning, and thought, ‘Oh, is that today?’ Then I forgot about it again until this post.

I’ve never cared about sportsball, but I’ve learned enough about football to follow a game. I couldn’t avoid it. Same for other sports, like baseball, golf, tennis, and even bowling.

I’m old and mostly alone now, I feel no desire to pretend to be interested anymore. Y’all have fun.

I dunno, can’t parents just keep their kids in a box till they’re 18 and can become productive, compliant wage slaves, like everyone else.

/s

Conservatives ordering at the drive through now getting scammed on drinks because theyre too scared to ask for no ice.

Every day I lose more ability to spot satire. I seriously can’t tell in this case. It could be true. It really could.

My not-a-good joke that I’ll say anyway is, when someone asks my age, I’ll say something obviously too young, like 25. They’ll smirk or roll their eyes, and I’ll continue, “I am twenty-five years old, but I’m also sixty.”

No one has ever laughed. And, that’s why I keep saying it. Someday, someone will laugh, I just know it!

Onion on a grilled cheese? Yes, please. And, some green olives, too.

It’s there so you can change the light bulb on the wall sconce.