Does it have an owie?

I know what ants taste like. I don’t want to know, but I do.

OH! This is why it was busier than usual this morning. I wondered why. I usually shop Sunday morning because people are in church, and the grocery store is empty.

I came across something about it this morning, and thought, ‘Oh, is that today?’ Then I forgot about it again until this post.

I’ve never cared about sportsball, but I’ve learned enough about football to follow a game. I couldn’t avoid it. Same for other sports, like baseball, golf, tennis, and even bowling.

I’m old and mostly alone now, I feel no desire to pretend to be interested anymore. Y’all have fun.

I dunno, can’t parents just keep their kids in a box till they’re 18 and can become productive, compliant wage slaves, like everyone else.

/s

Conservatives ordering at the drive through now getting scammed on drinks because theyre too scared to ask for no ice.

Every day I lose more ability to spot satire. I seriously can’t tell in this case. It could be true. It really could.

My not-a-good joke that I’ll say anyway is, when someone asks my age, I’ll say something obviously too young, like 25. They’ll smirk or roll their eyes, and I’ll continue, “I am twenty-five years old, but I’m also sixty.”

No one has ever laughed. And, that’s why I keep saying it. Someday, someone will laugh, I just know it!

Onion on a grilled cheese? Yes, please. And, some green olives, too.

It’s there so you can change the light bulb on the wall sconce.

Warm in living room, bedroom, and hallway.

Cold everywhere else. So, bathroom, kitchen, garage, and closet.

Warm where you want cozy. Cold where you want honesty.

Nice car. All electric, I see. So, do you, uh, have a girlfriend?

It makes sense if not taught the conventions of alphabetizing first. Kids don’t know what they don’t know.

Mr. Rogers understood this on a deep level.

Seriously?

Once cracked, a glow stick only lasts a short time.

I’d suggest that you wouldn’t want that, but… who knows? It would be interesting if we glowed brightly in the visible light spectrum (to short circuit the “well, ackshully” comments), just before we passed on.

“Fading”, more like jumped off a cliff.

There is no safe amount of alcohol to drink.

Everyone is broke.

They watched their parents make asses of themselves while drunk, and today everyone has a video camera in their hand.

After the divorce, those clothes occupy the vacated half of the bed.

I suppose porn is always the first profitable use for a new tech.

I only use a 10-digit pin number I’m guaranteed to never forget. I type it in every time. But, I don’t spend much time on my phone, sometimes I even forget it when I leave the house.

Illustrator was first, and, like all Adobe products, it has kept a lot of quirks from its past. They have worked to bring them closer, but there are fundamental differences between editing vector and editing pixel images. If you use both tools daily, the quirks they’ve kept sort of make sense.

Adobe didn’t have a page layout program till they bought Aldus Pagemaker, which they kept going until they developed InDesign. They left Pagemaker to rot while they pushed InDesign. So InDesign was made with a similar interface to Photoshop. Same for the others–they came after Photoshop gained traction, so they all have a similar UI.

As a graphic designer, starting in '92, I used QuarkExpress, PageMaker, Illustrator, Photoshop, InDesign, CorelDraw, and even Corel PhotoPaint. I also used Blender. I knew what each could do better than the other, and used the right tool for the job. Out of all of them CorelDraw was the most complete and broadly competent–it’s Illustrator and InDesign combined. I used Corel Draw and Photoshop 80% of the time.

I don’t know if it’s still true, but for many years, Illustrator only had marquee select by touching, and didn’t have marquee select by enclosing. Corel Draw has both, with enclosing being the default. With marquee select by enclosing, the need for layers is far less. Layers in Illustrator are needed primarily to ease selecting of multiple objects. If you wanted to select that collection of small circles that was totally enclosed by that translucent box in front of it, and they weren’t on separate layers, you had a bad time.

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