

Implying billionaires are as innocent as a child?
I don’t read DMs.


Implying billionaires are as innocent as a child?


We’re rounding up brown U.S. citizens and putting them in concentration camps right now. Except about 1/3 of us don’t believe it at all, and most of the rest of us think “concentration camps” is hyperbole, and maybe it’s “just people here illegally, so they deserve it.”
Almost no one is doing shit about it, including myself.
So, yeah, no one is going to go “full terrorist” if they start launching space ad satellites. I mean, what does that even mean? Discovering when they’re launching and sabotaging the rocket? Come on, no one is doing that.
It’s going to happen, it needs to happen first for anyone to react. But, since we’ve allowed billionaires to consolidate power amongst a handful of people, we’re not going to be able to stop them, without… well, use your imagination. It won’t be pretty.

Your diet is simply what you eat. If you think of it as “going on a diet”, that is, temporarily restricting what you eat for the purpose of losing fat, you’ll eventually fail. The same way you’d fail if you decided to quit smoking or drinking “just until you feel better.”
The better way is to permanently change your diet iteratively, until it works for you, and that is your new diet–just what you eat from then on. Just like you need to quit smoking or drinking permanently. Fortunately, most people aren’t addicted to certain foods to the same level some get addicted to smoking, drinking, or other drugs.


How long before they admit that these things are garbage, and can’t be fixed?
Fuck you. Fuck you very much.
Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they’re also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
“Sorry, I had a bun fart.”
“Did you mean ‘brain fart’?”

A website to buy the shirt, of course.

Soon after 911, some Middle Easterners (I don’t remember exactly who) were shown a video of the attack, and some of them said they didn’t know buildings that big existed.
You don’t know what you don’t know.


Been messing around for a while. He built a cock rocket amusement ride for the rich.
Here’s Bozo being an ass to Captain Kirk after their ride together:


I still won’t order online from a store that won’t show me shipping cost without a full address and phone number. I’ll give them the zip code, that’s all they need, that’s all they get before I decide.


This is the only way to stop it. We must refuse to use it. All they watch is the numbers.
I bought a thing from Walmart using pickup for the first time, because the thing was “low stock”, and I didn’t want to drive there if they didn’t have it. I get the email that it’s ready, and they want me to download their stupid app to confirm. Fuck that, I went to the store, knowing I had a backup option, and found the last one of the thing on the shelf and bought that instead. Although, apparently the sign at the parking spot has a phone number you can call to let them know you’ve arrived–no mention of that option in the email.
When “influencers” were told they’d get more money if they sold more crap, they cynically invented “maximalism”.


No, I always worked for small businesses. I mean, yeah, the bosses were still assholes, but not filthy rich megalomaniacs.
Also, the handful of people who do this for a living certainly could find other employment. No one is forced to choose between super yacht crew and homelessness.
Finally, while this might be the best option available, they should instead “take one for the team”, and choose the second best. Yes, I’m suggesting that people make that “sacrifice.”


At least the person scrubbing for surgery doesn’t hog the mirror.


The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend, but I’m happy to see this.
If you ask me “how much?”, the price goes up, until you stop asking. Especially if I’ve added “firm” after the asking price. Because, I don’t negotiate with idiots.


I dislike the crew that work for him, too. The thing is useless without a crew, and people could make that choice.

Fishing trip sucked, no fish, lost the outboard to the lake, it rained.
Fuck it, I ain’t climbing up on the damn roof.
Which TV show? I don’t think I’ve seen any.