This better not awaken anything in me.

“I shot Mr Thompson in Manhattan,” he told the judge, adding he knew doing so was illegal.

Hmm. That would seem to make his state trial for second-degree murder open and shut?

But, Jury Nullification is still a possibility.

Donkey?

Gotta love the footies. They’re harmless and locked in. At the rabbit hole that is sexual fetishes, they just hang around the entrance… looking down.

I don’t think about feet at all, until a story like this pops up.

It’s fine. It’s a bit quirky but mostly functional.

I put my finger up to my eye to try to imagine what this would be like.

No, thank you.

That’s a start. Let us know when they’re convicted and sentenced.

The vast majority of their customers are using it for convenience, not out of need.

Paying $45 to have $20 worth of shitty McDonald’s “food” delivered seems stupid to me, but some people have money to burn, I guess.

Whatever. Irrelevant. She’ll be replaced with some other sycophant.

There’s probably a line of assholes waiting to take her job.

It would be a buttbutt.

I have no idea I’ve never once looked at them. I never looked at them on Reddit either. I only know that number is DMs because someone recently commented I should read them.

Also, I’m just a poor man from a poor family, and have nothing to give but my upvotes.

So, what’s usually in them?

I eat 1/4 of a large onion per day. I’d eat a half, but I want room in the bowl for other vegetables.

You can skip that and just eat it. I promise.

And, I’m sure the number was much higher.

You’ll need to extend it to its full height, pull it apart and measure the gas spring, then replace it. Don’t try to repair the gas spring.

The people who went all-in a few years ago on shaming others for not returning their carts to the cart corral will have a problem with this.

Whatever you do, don’t break that wire, it’s nearly impossible to DIY repair.

They saw that younger people aren’t drinking nearly as much, so they thought this might be a solution? Get kids used to the flavor earlier?

Sadly, I’m sure there are plenty of shitty parents who would buy this for their kids.