Just keep doing this, she’ll point you in the right direction:

We lost the ability to float checks. Can’t have the poors getting very short term, interest-free loans, can we?

Fuck billionaires.

Conscription? I dunno exactly what’s going on over there.

They could use spray insulation and nail the floorboards down while it’s still expanding. That would seal it up.

/s

Weird noises happen at night in the house.

Me: It’s the cat.

My brain: But, what if…

Me: It’s the fucking cat, go back to sleep.

Looks like AI slop upscaling on the background. Might be some sort of in-camera post processing.

There’s either a line of tall, single, white posts down the middle of the brown patch of dirt, or the distance fence posts got extended somehow.

Rotten tomatoes are a classic. Perfect size for throwing.

“It’s salty.”

Since when does corporate give one fuck about what their wage slaves want?

Probably lawsuits, or the growing threat of lawsuits.

Statements aren’t questions?

“Noone” is another one I’ve been seeing recently. Should be “no one”.

Less common but more confusing is using “are” for “our”.

More young people should be mad about the shitty education they got, instead of taking correction as a personal attack.

We couldn’t do a lot for my son, but we made damn sure he could read and write. He read well above grade level throughout school.

It’s a broadcast TV corp. Of course, they’re going to lean into the commercials. They were born in commercials, molded by them.

One second into the first commercial is as far as I would have made it.

I think most people know this by now, but it’s good to post a reminder once in a while.

You had to mention sexy cows.

We don’t need to guess, you appear to be right:

There’s probably a merkin for pits, or there could be. That would have been funny.

I just learned there’s a fly, for fly fishing, called the strong arm merkin. Yes, they’re furry:

I don’t get it. I don’t think of sex when it rains, neither do I think of farming. I think of reading in bed. I might be reading about sex, but that’s not the point.

Also, I’m not thinking about farming when I see a picture of a pretty girl, call me weird, I guess.

In the summer I run a large floor fan blowing air out the front door screen all night. It works like a whole house fan, pulling cool night air in through open windows. It’s loud, but constant and helps me sleep. It’s running right now, the morning is the coolest part of the day.

My next door neighbor’s dog used to bark at the slightest sound. The dog was outside 24/7 and apparently slept during the day. Once it started barking it would continue for 10 minutes or so. I think the dog died, because it abruptly stopped about two years ago. He hasn’t replaced the dog, so that’s good.

The assholes that rev their motorcycles around the neighborhood at night. There aren’t many of them, at least. That’s a summer thing, of course, so the fan helps mitigate that some.