In most restaurants, right next to the candy machines. Theaters, bowling alleys, bus stops, gas stations, hardware stores, most stores actually, usually near the entrance, sometimes outside the front door.

Fucking everywhere.

I’m not nostalgic for them, I’ve never smoked, and I was happy when the bans started. My god, we used to put up with that in theaters and restaurants, hard to believe.

I remember back around 1984, I was flying on stand-by, which meant I could only get a seat if there was one free just before takeoff. There was one seat available, and it was in the smoking section. I had already spent the previous night in the airport and I was anxious to get home, so I took it. Fortunately, I was exhausted and fell asleep soon after takeoff and slept the entire trip. It took a full day to get that crap out of my lungs, I could smell it the entire time, it was disgusting.

I’ll be quoting Trump when Trump dies.

yes

It’s a start.

Also, don’t give them back, destroy them, make THAT the law. I think people wouldn’t “forget” that way.

It was clear to me, but you can’t be too cautious when it comes to satire on the internet.

They could get a taste for it by watching Married with Children.

Walmart has shit shoes in the store, of course, but I shop for shoes on their site, because if the size is wrong I can return them at the store, and they are very close to me.

It’s surprising that shoe sizes aren’t more standardized, I mean the narrow to wide sizing. Some of them I can wear normal and some of them I need extra-wide. That’s how far off it is.

This is a dangerous realization for some.

Haven’t you heard? All manipulated images are now “AI”, regardless of actual source.

I was informed this is over.

The fully attached neck being the empty glass, and a half-attached neck still getting the job done?

I feel like lifting the detached head out of the basket by the hair and watching the life drain out of their eyes is the selling point, though.

… posted a photo on social media of the 62.5g bar alongside one of today’s Mars Bars, which is 40g.

“Over the last 35 years, we have made a number of updates to our bar sizes and pack formats to reflect consumer demand, alongside considering wider external factors such as manufacturing costs and the price of cocoa.”

I’m sure your customers have been demanding smaller bars that cost more.

Blade isn’t long enough. I wouldn’t even cut half way through the neck.

Retired people:

The bottom teeth showing isn’t a strong indicator, some people do that even with a real smile, but the eyes are a giveaway.

Inside. Somewhere below the surface. Scratching it does nothing.

Pizza is just an open-face sandwich. Like a chili melt. Same thing.

Sometimes I read sentences over again, sit and think for a few seconds about what I just read, search words I’m not sure about, etc.

Reading fast isn’t a useful skill in most circumstances.

You can just look at him and not answer.

You need to give them license, registration, and proof of insurance, and otherwise comply, but you don’t need to talk to them.

I use GIMP, Blender, Inkscape and Scribus. I’m retired so it’s just for personal projects now. I’ve donated to all of them.

I was required to use Adobe products professionally, just because they’ve become the de facto standard in graphics, as we all know. I much preferred, and used Corel Draw over Illustrator and InDesign. Corel Draw does everything the other two do combined, and because it’s integrated, it’s more convenient and there are several features that make it superior. Unfortunately, it isn’t taught in college courses generally. Whenever I could get a new hire to really try Corel Draw and take the time to learn it, they fucking loved it. I converted three people in my time as a graphic designer.

Some people wish that Inkscape were more like Illustrator, I say they should copy Corel Draw.

I haven’t completely lost my sense of satire.