I just got high and ordered McDonald’s. Is that a questionable life choic
Its technically two dumb choices
A 3rd is telling us
Reading Shitty Ask Lemmy whilst sober.
They say the reason we study history is to avoid repeating its mistakes. In one of my history classes, I sarcastically asked now that I know not to invade Russia in the winter, how can I use that in everyday life
Going to a church for company
Yes
When I was a teenager I drove my car 10 miles with a cracked engine block to have sex with my girlfriend, it started on fire and burned so hot all the tires melted to her Mom’s driveway causing thousands of dollars in damage, and my car was totaled
Not questionable at all! Can you bring some fries?
I have a sentence i say when I’m high… When I’m high i only eat at Whataburger.
I repeat it 8 times, each time emphasizing a different word. Then i think about how each time it means something different from the 6 other times i say it.
I’ve decided to save some of it in the fridge for later. Shits too damn expensive to eat three burgers in one sitting
