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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago

What's your plan if you get caught?

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What's your plan if you get caught?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago
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  • TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Deny everything…in a TinkTonk series, where I demonstrate how it was done, and how it couldn’t possibly have been me, and make a quick pitch for my latest ‘Wuzn’t Me’ T-shirt.

  • itsathursday@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Blame it on AI

  • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    If I told you, I’d have to kill you. And I don’t have a plan for if I get caught for that.

  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    That is the plan.
    I want her to join.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    a dose of caught syrup

  • vrek@programming.dev
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    24 hours ago

    Say it was all FreshParsnip’s idea…

  • The Dank Memegician @thelemmy.club
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    1 day ago

    Look em dead in eye and start furiously masterbating.

    Works every time.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      19 hours ago

      Start? I thought we were caught jorking it.

  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    Say what you like about Dr. Fünke, but he’d never get caught with his pants down.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    23 hours ago

    Using every single round of ammo, or bourbon, depending on what i get caught for

  • UncleArthur@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    Blame it on a mid-life crisis.

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