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Deny everything…in a TinkTonk series, where I demonstrate how it was done, and how it couldn’t possibly have been me, and make a quick pitch for my latest ‘Wuzn’t Me’ T-shirt.
Blame it on AI
If I told you, I’d have to kill you. And I don’t have a plan for if I get caught for that.
That is the plan.
I want her to join.a dose of caught syrup
Say it was all FreshParsnip’s idea…
Look em dead in eye and start furiously masterbating.
Works every time.
Start? I thought we were caught jorking it.
Say what you like about Dr. Fünke, but he’d never get caught with his pants down.

Using every single round of ammo, or bourbon, depending on what i get caught for
Blame it on a mid-life crisis.






