• Etterra@discuss.online
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    21 hours ago

    Johnny was a corporate stooge,

    but Johnny’s words untrue;

    what Johnny sold as H2O

    was H2O4U.

    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Johnny knew not water

      For he forgot vater

      My father is he who speaks through me

      And thus I express simply

      That ain’t water I just drank

      It’s getting dark, I’m gunna have one last wank