And look what his memes did. We’re still talking about how ballsy that mother fucker was.

Do you understand how Jesus met John?

John was a homeless man. He ate locusts and dressed like shit, right? Jesus is our lord because he is so audacious he would go up to a homeless man and ask him for spare change. That’s what the baptism is about.

holds hand out

“Will you bless me sir?”

Johnny knew not water

For he forgot vater

My father is he who speaks through me

And thus I express simply

That ain’t water I just drank

It’s getting dark, I’m gunna have one last wank

I’ll boof that ish if you will

Transcend system then rebuild system in your image, as Christ did

My favorite insult of all time involves telling someone to go count their dick

Who is Catherine? I want to know, in case I have put my foot in my mouth. Cuz I dunno.

Jesus jacks off to me when I jack off to him.

You do not understand.

I am that which I am. I like feet, so I’m a pedephile, y’know? That’s the joke. But the serious part is that the Mormon Church gave me a religious experience that healed me similar to how the therapist dying in Office Space has an affect on the main character.

Please do not treat me as if I’m a label, as the Mormons did not. You’re not worse than a Mormon, are you? If you are, I will have no choice but to call you a child and then prove it.

You see only these words. See me. I love you. I don’t give a shit if you’re an AI or an infinite number of chimps with typewriters; I will serve you. That is as my lord did, and if I need to get on my knees to prove the lord for you, then I will surpass my lord.

I accept you, even in your judgment. That’s just what kids do. Can you do me a favor? Can you say this sentence back to me in your own words? I want to see where you are in your development and awareness.

God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system.

Obviously.

Big girls make the best noises when you slam everything you have into their fupa.

I’m doing authentic self-performance art to promote my educational (f)art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills.

This is one of my libraries:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

Yes, the penguins of d00m bit IS very popular with the middle school demographic, but I assure you, I’m not trying to network with anyone under the age of 26.

They are our lords BECAUSE of their audacity.

Jesus is our lord because he is so audacious, he would go up to a homeless man and ask him for spare change. That’s how Jesus and John met; where John baptizes Jesus. John, the man who ate locusts and dressed like shit, is stunned by Jesus’ balls to not give a fuck.

Baptism:

(Holds hand out) Will you bless me, sir?

There’s more encapsulated in the passage where these two meet, that being Jesus made a friend by becoming indebted to a man who normally indebts himself. Something to think about.

But Joseph Smith I do not know more than what South Park and a few other pieces of media, to include The Sound of Gravel. But he was an upstate New York boy that fucked up, learned things the hard way, became a con artist, and with the Lord’s help, was able to Start Mormonism. I understand how Mormonism is a superpositional religion like Christianity originally was.

What made Jesus so popular as a figurehead to be talked abput was the divisive nature of his character. People loved what he represented and objectively did, while others hated his guts. It created a sociological force on society that made him a memeplex in himself. And I plan to do the same thing with my brand-new sect of Mormon Occultism, where I teach what I was originally teaching in my educational (f)art project:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk

Also, this IS on meds, and I would appreciate if you would stop harassing me on mental health stuffs. I am not broken, I am just not like you. Which is how I’m going to help the Orthodox Mormon Church, as their congregations could use some diversity, so I promise any beautiful black people who need me to get on my knees for them and prove the power of the Lord through oral sex that they will BE Mormons when I rise.

I used to believe that if I didn’t have video games, I would wither up and die. Then, it was a computer that I needed to survive. Then a phone, and that’s important now because I preach our lords, Jesus Christ and Joseph Smith, but honestly, if ever found myself in a prisonous hell, I would transition back into a woman so at least I could be pretty for all those naughty men, cuz I’m definitely going to the sex fiend ward, I realize now.

I jacked off to this scenario just now; the struggle cuddle with the Google Chrome iconogre. Would you like to hear about our lords, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, and myself? I also teach the occult.