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Fucking lab bacteria. Oh not the right sugar, oh pH is slightly too sour, oh noes wrong phase of the moon. Fucking. A.
Lab people, do you use a sponge to clean glassware? If so, how do you clean it?
We usually used wire brushes such as this

Nylon scrub brush, then bake it at 260°C for 5-6 hours so nothing survives.
Why 5-6 hours? Because no one in the lab knows how to reprogram the oven in Japanese.
Let me put you in a hospital-like environment. Thrive… THRIVE…! Why won’t you thrive?!!
Meanwhile actual hospitals being rife with secondary infections.


Comet!
It makes your lips turn green!
Comet!
It tastes like Listerine!
Comet!
It’ll make you vomit!
So eat Comet and vomit today!
Pro tip: use a dirty sponge instead of agar in your petri dishes.






