How…how old are you, Jensen?
Just like AI was made to make people think less, cars were made so people couldn’t play on the streets anymore so we would have less Vitamin D and physical activity. First step to domination is weakening your enemy.
Different idea, how about we get the cars out of the way of the children again, and also shun LLMs?
If an LLM spat this out we would call it a hallucination.
But his press training will call it “spin”
I spat my drink out reading this
I disturbed my wife reading next to me reading this
Then WE should be the ones benefiting, not scumbag parasite corporations.
I get what you mean but without sufficient sources of renewable energy - which do not exist right now and cannot be expanded without exploitation of miners (including children) in the Congo and elsewhere - there’s no way this technology can benefit us in a net sense. Summaries of messages we read anyway and uncanny simulations of celebrities eating pasta will never offset the damage inherently caused to the natural world by the energy consumed by the slop machine.
Like there are no ethical billionaires, there’s no ethical generative AI (except for early-development-stage medical / science stuff like protein combinations or cancer diagnoses, though I think the cancer-detecting AI is way older than current gen AI)
Everyone should start digging said the shovel salesman.
“. . . their own graves because we’re not going to feed you with wages now that AI can do your job” added the rich.
Where I grew up, streets were the only place to play.
Yell car and move to the side. Then resume your street football game.
Party on Wayne!
My kids still very much do this to this day. I’m sure in Saratoga or wherever this chode lives, nobody does, but us working class folks are still at it.
One of the worst takes of all time
From the guy that brought us: “All the CPUs in the past were built for humans, this CPU is built for agents.”
Dude just invented fictional customers by selling directly to the AI. 😅
Also “There are only 1 billion humans…”
I strongly suspect this jackal doesn’t predate cars.
I also strongly suggest kids preferred not to play in the ditches we used to call streets before cars.
Fuck you Jensen, jaywalking is a fake made-up crime.
No you really, ask your AI model to figure out the most creative way in which to go fuck yourself.
When cars come along you just yell “Car!” and get out of the street.
Game on!
Game on!!
Hey! I’m walking here !
God, he is such an insufferable dick and no jack ass, kids still play in the streets even with the cars but I wouldn’t expect a out of touch billionaire to even understand a bit of actual life and no, I don’t want your AI slop anywhere near my life.
He has sunk so much money into the hindenburg that is the AI bubble at this point he is just trying to convince anyone who will listen.
I used to play footy in the street. Lived on a bus route . We’d just yell “CAR”, and then get out of the way. Once the vehicle had passed, we’d get back to it.
What, exactly should I use your bullshit hallucination machine for. It can’t even answer a question correctly, or in less than four paragraphs
Laughs in car Free zones
i.e. The best zones






