No joke?
This is THE single most powerful piece of knowledge you can acquire in your entire life, and the earlier you figure it out, the better.
Thats why I mostly buy drugs.
Yeah but if you ordered it online you had that wonderful time between order and arrival in which you lived in a fantasy believing all your problems will be solved in a few days.
Love those days
It won’t fix you, but it will distract you. Keep on distracting for a few years, and then you’re dead. That’s a win win I say.
IME, a lot of the time it doesn’t even do a good job of distracting you. Aspirational purchases are an easy way to waste tons of money.
A lot of my buys are aspirational, as in “if I buy this I’m going to make more music/work out more/draw more/cook more/etc.”. Usually I just end up on some streaming site eating unhealthy food … I could definitely do that cheaper.
It’s often better to buy things that improve what you’re already doing anyway.
The fun is in the trying.
I woke up this morning, my temperature high. “I’ll never buy nothing again,” I lied.
…it’s gonna fill me
Exactly! You need to have a clear idea of what the thing can do for you for you 😊
Time to buy a larger one!
Better buy something else. The next one will be the one to do it, for sure!
will I try again? probably yes
This is why I buy nice secondhand things off Depop, surely the 3 parcels arriving today will be the thing to fix me.









