In fairness, we’ve ensured wages don’t keep up with inflation either, so it balances out… it’s just probably gradually decreasing in quality over time

The dream is you meet irl, you have a crush, you’re brave and flirty, you don’t get friend zoned, they’re totally gay for you, and it’s a whirlwind…

but it’s so much easier to meet out girls from the start

Maybe someone’s going to come along and bite that bottom

No inputs?

My comment was about vocal human interaction, not on a device.

I agree with that in principle, but a) it should be in meta data and b) it should be abstracted so the user can display any format they wish. As a last resort, in the file name, sure. That standard adds a lot of extra time gumpf

No, you only say the 4th of July that way

I feel like you would only say “of August” if someone is staring at you in abject horror completely untethered from the time stream

I always feel like rolling my eyes whilst Americans slowly drawl the month at me before telling me the day of the month I wanted

“Dec…”

Oh god, you’re American

“…em…”

Here we go, we’re going for it

“…berrrrr”

Yes, we’re getting there

“…rrrrrrr”

Hopefully we get to the date, or I’m going to have to ask someone else

[inhales]

Why did it have to be an American

“Twenty….”

Please not the year

“…-seventh”

Hallelujah, thank the lord, we have a date. Oh Jesus, why such an ordeal. So much time for stupid intrusive thoughts. What was it again…?

Admittedly like most of this is my failings as a person

That’s really funny. DMY is more like Hms in that it is in descending order of relevance. Most people asking the date or time are looking for the hour of the day or the day of the month, and the rest is context.

FYI it’s not really said like that elsewhere, they say

“(Friday the) 25th of December, 2026”

I believe his name is Bilbo Watson

Pepper. Black pepper

Instructions unclear: tipped my servers, now all offline?

Creepily arousing

Mmmm dew collected off Americans

Massively addictive amounts of caffeine

Once I made a male cum with just my leg

He was dog tho

Kojima:

We added Very Easy Mode

Also Kojima:

Get good or wear the chicken hat

In an alternate reality, they are just hoards of ice monsters