No it’s exactly the same. Nobody is into the same stuff, you can go off separately and meet for lunch. You can talk to each other, compromise, blah blah blah.

Personally, I normally just whine like a little bitch until I get my way, but we don’t have to be like me

It’s really helpful to your mental health when you don’t have a partner who puts you down for it

Every boy who says this deserves to have their penis swell to a massive size and latch its opening over their nose and mouth and pump them full of gunk until they pass out and then leave them in an exhausted disgusting mess

I’m a sign of things to cum

They don’t fall off, they can’t feel the pain, so they just damage themselves a lot and they get infected, it’s mostly toes. Lepers are adorable really, you can see why someone would love them

9

Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

Good boy just lucked into indentured servants via unearned hereditary privilege

Ftfy

Only masochists are into cognitive behavioural therapy tbf…

Every time someone mentions the therapy by acronym, though, I think of the other one!

Actually the second moon turned out not to be a moon at all, it was a red herring and it was Earth All Along

Yes, there are lots of beautiful places in the Americas, people just don’t like the USA, the country.

They are probably better off just going to Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean instead and skipping the USA politics.

Apart from the coin that’s the same everywhere. And it’s because it’s “one fourth” of a dollar, which I mean, I’m not confused, who would be confused by that

Wangtooth

Can we talk about how Americans know the word “quarter” but constantly say “one fourth” like they are children relaying wheat yields in the 1700s

I thought it was funny to lampshade it but eh

Some appear to be Emily

Quirky

In fairness, we’ve ensured wages don’t keep up with inflation either, so it balances out… it’s just probably gradually decreasing in quality over time

The dream is you meet irl, you have a crush, you’re brave and flirty, you don’t get friend zoned, they’re totally gay for you, and it’s a whirlwind…

but it’s so much easier to meet out girls from the start