The all new Fish++ turns six backwards fish into just ONE, which is just so, so fishy.
With the machine completed, the messiah had automated his primary task and was thus terminated for redundancy.
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It’s the large haddock collider.
It makes me sad to know I will never come up with a quip this clever.
The Fish Cannon 2000 is a hydraulically, electrically, or pneumatically driven, six-barrel, water-cooled, electrically fired Gatling-style rotary cannon which fires fish caliber fish at an extremely high rate (typically 6,000 rounds per minute). The FC2k and its derivatives have been the principal cannon armament of United Fish States military fixed-wing aircraft for over forty years, as of the turn of century.
Each of the cannon’s six barrels fires once in turn during each revolution of the barrel cluster. The multiple barrels provide both a very high rate of fire—around 100 fish per second—and contribute to prolonged weapon life by minimizing barrel erosion and heat generation. The average time between jams or failures is in excess of 10,000 fish, making it an extremely reliable weapon.
I’m more confused about the fact that the salmon go in backwards
Once inside, they instinctively swim against the strong current of water rushing downward. That means they end up moving backward down the spiral, eventually getting pushed out the bottom of the helix into the river.
This method has lead to better survival rates than when the fish were spilled over the top of the dam.
Salmon treadmill?
Fishy want get stronk.
wow this is awesome!
Salmon like to go downstream backwards
I guess they try to escape the current
I dont know, the video was too long
Six fish enter! One fish leaves!
Salmon Multiplexer
Salmon Accelerator
Sharknado
I think it’s actually a salmonado
Proposed design for the Salmon Combiner Turbine.
The salmonplexer
It’s actually a salmon decimator. 1 in, many out
Check the arrow direction, it’s a salmon smasher!
Their tails deceived me!! This large salmon collider will hopefully find the Biggs Bass-n particles that fishermen always say got away.
Yeah, though I can see how it looks like it’s going the other way at first glance, what with the fish facing the wrong direction.
But why do they have to back in?
Little known fact, the reverse beeping noise that large trucks use was taken from salmon. When they swim in reverse they all make that beep sound and researchers really love repetitive beeping noises when they’re studying so they built it this way.
Source: the depths of my insanity.
As a repetitive beeping noise, I can confirm this is true
They like going backwards
Will this turbo fit in my Miata?
Bass Ackwards Collider
Fish comes in, fish goes out, you can’t explain that!
The Jesus device increases fish output 600%. Patent pending.
