Yes, eBussy is clearly an offensive name for this.

We need to rename it to something that’s still whimsical, and fit for its function. I mean a bus like this is something that will probably take all my fellow techbros to their jobs. So maybe something like the “Brojobber”?

They can do the same they did with the reboot ones: Heavily imply it’s post-instrumentality fuckery that somehow reset the world, and now everything’s the same but a bit different again but somehow some people sorta remember stuff from before.

That’s just a picture of Copilot, buddy.

Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.

Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!

Liar. I’ve never seen chicken come from chickens. All the chicken I’ve ever seen has come out of the grocery store.

You seem like you’re lost. And/or a bot.

Have you tried becoming a vampire?

“I’m happy to announce that my son will be graduating from Harvard next year.”

“I didn’t know you had a son.”

“Well, not yet, but I just signed up for like 20 different dating sites. I’m sure I can parallelize this enough to be able to deliver on time.”

Hey Claude, I want you to follow the advice of this very smart AI alignment guy. Just do like max harms.

Genie is being lazy and interprets that as: Add one electron to the universe, and attach it to any of the atoms available.

Looks absolutely radiant.

I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

Don’t kink-shame

C’mon, didn’t you ever go to school? Everyone knows that moon cats cast opposite shadows.

Cloudflare is down again

if the tech’s effectiveness falls short of expectations

What, the “This will literally replace every role in our company except my own” expectations?

Late-stage capitalist trolley problem:

There’s a trolley, but no one is one the tracks. Do you:

a) Allow the trolley to pass by without incident, and thus rob the medical industry of its paycheck for stiching you back up

or

b) Jump in front of the trolley and get injured, but thus also delay its arrival to its destination and thus rob the trolley company shareholders of profits due to missing customers

Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.