Can i have some more of the Turkraken, please?

That’s Chester.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Because competence is a swearword in Trump world.

Attack now, soldier, or I’m going to have you shot!

When life gives you lemons, be thankful for receiving enough vitamin C in your nutrition to avoid scurvy.

Twitter didn’t become one of the most influential social networks by accident.

But that would require at least a couple of functioning brain cells.

Not being a fucking moron and skiing in places like this prevents issues like this.

They fired all the capable people.

Just all for his WhatsApp, so you can forward the URL of what you’re watching to him.

That’s unfortunately not how it works. The religious very often use their religion as an excuse to control other peoples’ lives.

Wait, they have s whole planet now? I thought it was just an island.

Or Mint. I use Mint because it works with minimal hassle.

Obviously. Once we ban trans girls from playing volleyball, all our problems will be solved.

This single diagram really tells you all you ever need to know. And yet a lot of people in the bottom 50% think that the gays or refugees are to blame for their problems.

Mint is also one of the biggest distros which is a factor in getting help. Any problem you may have, chances are, somebody already posted the solution.

In 1995 I bought 4 MB of RAM for DM 200, which, adjusted for inflation probably works out to about €200 in today’s money. I’d say, prices have come down quite a bit, since.

So what are all those bottoms going to do without a top?

Using toilets and showers. Sanitation and hygiene are among the biggest factors in the increase of life expectancy we get to enjoy. Yet we take those things completely for granted.