It’s for those occasions when there’s a black hole passing through your house. Gotta be prepared.

Rei didn’t have a mom.

The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

You forgot the Holy Spirit! Burn heretic!

According to the lore, he’s a god so he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

The law covers things that actually exist. As Neanderthals don’t exist in our time, there’s no point making laws about them. If they existed, there would be laws about them.

My parents never had my best interest in mind. All they cared about was letting up appearances to the outside world.

PERVERT!!!

Add “Master Procrastinator” to my list of titles.

Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn’t covered his bases here.

My work computer runs Windows 11, but our IT guys have turned off pretty much all the annoying bits, so it works pretty OK.

I’ve met plenty of Ph.D.s that were pretty dumb. So that figures.

This ranking just means that people left a lot of positive reviews. So it’s a nice place by gas station standards. That doesn’t mean it’s better than an actual restaurant.

Who needs insects anyway?

Just one more reason to not connect your TV to the internet.

Can i have some more of the Turkraken, please?

That’s Chester.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Because competence is a swearword in Trump world.

Attack now, soldier, or I’m going to have you shot!