I think adverbs should go first
All I know is it will be double-plus ungood.
In the end, it will be impossible to say “no” because the language will only have words for praise and capitulation.
I think he should go all the way and just ban nouns as well! Pro, proper, all of them!
Nouns aren’t necessary, and can be replaced with verbs by the simple expedient of considering each thing to be an action that is taking place, i.e., instead of “the moon shone over the river”, you’d get “over the onstreaming, it mooned” (as per Borges)
“It” is a noun, smh…
Ngl, I sorta like the way it sounds…
just ban speech altogether so we can communicate exclusively through surreal memes
There’s a Star Trek TNG episode about a race that exclusively communicates in memes
“Darmok” - season 5, episode 2.
Adjectives need to go! It would do wonders to stop hate speech if you can’t describe things!




