I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice

“Unlike Obama, I haven’t guiltied any galaxies to a zegnatronic rocket society”

It’s Russia.

He wasn’t going to keep those 27 years anyway, and climbing the career ladder, having a few kids and steadily paying off a mortgage must have somehow not seemed like a compelling alternative

The opposite of a shitpost

America’s least woke president

Some of those times, he probably ingested enough ergot alkaloids to see God.

You just know that it’s only a matter of time until dozens of people die in a bridge collapse because the civil engineer who designed it just wrote some Bible verses out on their engineering exam and got awarded top marks for it as it wasn’t worth any lecturer’s tenure and pension.

There are entire memes, like chants/tapped rhythms/dirty jokes, which pass from generation to generation entirely in a school, passed down from year to year until eventually a child learns some singsong or piece of scatological nonsense their dad or mum knew but never mentioned outside of school.

Someone should make hardware in that form factor that is essentially a Raspberry Pi-style machine one can run one’s own system on.

Nowadays, creating fonts is easier than ever, with widely available tools. Creating good fonts that don’t look like hot garbage and don’t make your eyes hurt after reading a paragraph is somewhat harder, though type designers graduate from courses every year. There are lots of small independent foundries selling fonts around the world, and consultancies that will design fonts on commission for brands. If Monotype are going to play the private-equity extortion game, they’ll soon find game companies commissioning fonts they then own outright from designers, or even hiring a few type designers with the usual intake of 3D graphics/texture/animation artists.

Onboarding should include a viewing list of Star Trek episodes and a reading list with some texts on free software, solarpunk degrowth and anarchist mutual aid.

Given that the word “punk” comes from hobo slang for stale bread, French punk rock should be called “crouton”

Does the iOS one get this sweeping access to everything as well (which would require Apple to specifically give it entitlements)?

Milven

Aren’t they more queer than autistic (though probably falling in the overlap)?

That’s right bros. Also, every time you have sex with a woman, you absorb some of her oestrogen and become feminised. (She also absorbs some of your testosterone, which makes you extra gay for having sex with her.)

The implication of this is that the hygienically challenged chunguses who have been chronically devoid of validating girlfriends are not the pathetic losers they were mocked for in school, but secretly true princes among men, the custodians of manly virtues. It’s a new heroic pseudohistorical mythology, like Jakob’s Grafted Devil for incels or something.

Government blogs and podcast-style data feeds

No-one outkinks Sexual Santa

Perhaps it could be revised by adding two unearthed Europlug round-pin sockets below the broad pins, though within a recess shaped like the thin European plugs to prevent the connection of earthed plugs, and declaring Europlug to be a British standard for unearthed mains, for use with devices not requiring earthing. Not sure if the geometry would work out, though.