Live your life so that you have a place reserved both in the camps and the gulag

Was it palatable?

They have food trucks in Iceland that serve lobster tail baguettes. They’re delicious.

Ah yes, the honorary socialist mullahs of Iran

Surely when number goes up far enough, it magically gains sentience and godlike powers

Big “Nation’s Stray Dogs Call For Increased Wino Vomit Production” energy there

Does iOS use RCS everywhere, or only if your and/or the recipient’s phone carrier are specifically supported?

An actual figglebottom male

When crime is outlawed, only outlaws will commit crimes

Then who’s gonna fry the rice?

Let’s all ironically post Minion memes and AI slop

We could do with more polyhedral bread. Or not: perhaps the texture/consistency is terrible?

From transistors to trans sisters

The reason that police departments don’t sell beefcake calendars like fire departments do is because there aren’t enough cops without Nazi tattoos

“If being cute or aggravated murder was a crime…”

Is that a reference to interest in electronics being a gateway drug to gender transition?

She looks like she’s about to walk into the dimly lit bar with a guitar, sit down on the stool on the slightly raised stage area and, without saying a word, start playing some bluesy licks, upon which the bar will go silent.

Make sure you print this in a plastic that’s not carcinogenic.

Proper dairypilled milkcel behaviour

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