If the Russian Mafia can do it, theoretically so can you.

Eat shit, Nintendo

Don’t think Australia has announced its new spiders for this year yet

Or you just revealed the porcine equivalent of Lovecraftian cosmic horror to it.

This doesn’t necessarily hold in the fediverse

It’s tempting to wish that the Iranians succeeded in assassinating him, though we know that if they did, he’d be instantly beatified into a global centrist Charlie Kirk: a statesman of peace and liberalism ruthlessly murdered by evil terrorist fanatics. There’d be statues of him alongside Mandela and Gandhi, Berlin would rename one of its central squares to Netanjahuplatz, and the next year’s Oscars would be swept by the biopic Bibi. The gaslighting would be incessant.

Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages

Maybe the push to remove dependencies on US vendors will save it. Cisco might not be interested in implementing it, but with them and Chinese companies out of the picture, some European competitors that are a few orders of magnitude smaller might be, which may be enough to bootstrap it to where larger vendors take notice.

Slightly disappointing none of them has feet instead of hands or some similar artefact.

Vibe coding, the crystal meth of software

Indeed, it is said that John Mastodon himself is German

the meme of the goose chasing the boy. Caption: “freedom to say what, motherfucker?”

The difference been erotic and kinky is that kinky is using the whole chicken

OK, by now we get that you’re rampantly horny, but besides that, what’s your damage? Just the standard ADHD/autism, or borderline/dissociative or something extra spicy?

goblincore

You know, if the husband does a good job clearing up the garage or whatever household man’s-job needs doing, he just might get some oofty-magoofty tonight.

There are apparently T-shirts which read “don’t shoot, I’m Canadian” in a number of languages (Arabic, Russian and Spanish, I think)

He’s the guy who would hide his zombie bite

Some day, someone will teach a goose to play the bagpipes.

Safety ads in the 70s went hard. Nobody worried that kids might be traumatised, and some probably were