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A modern scorpion and frog tale.
Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you
Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate
Whow - I’m going to Ibiza Whow - back to the island …
“The eagles are coming!”
“LOL” said the weasel, “LMAO”.
Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
“And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage.”
I can show you the world.
Is this rea life? Is this just Fantasy AI?
Caught in a landslide?
Its real, i think the weasel attacked the bird
WOAH YEAH KICKSTART MY HEART, HOPE IT NEVER STOPS WOAH YEAH BAAAAAABYYYYYY
Lmao where did you even find this
Got it from a friend who themselves probably got it from /r/196
And so the king of wood bore me away from Isengard faster than the wolves and orcs released from the gates could match. Though he more me, his take was only to bear information; so I bade him take me rohan where a small toad and I would race to the shire in a sucession of expensive cars, likely to wreck a great number of them.
