• Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
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    Xi, with tears of laughter running down his face, “Then he asked me if Thucydides was the name of one of my kids.”

    Putin, roaring with yucks and holding his sides, “Stop, stop, stop, my sides hurt.”

    Xi, “But I haven’t even gotten to the best ones yet.”