yeah well if chocolate covered strawberries isn’t a meal then neither is cake, and we all know cake is a perfectly balanced meal… right?
Cake doesnt have a lot of important vitamins
Thats why you need to eat a lot of it
You’re basically telling me that eating cake and apples is ok! Problem solved!
A well balanced meal means a piece of cake in each hand.
why not? it’s got all the things you need. strawberry and cream.
It’s got carbs, fat, a bit of protein in the cream, and some fiber in the strawberries. What more do you need?
I also need fried squid
Edit DAMMIT I did it again
I gotta go out to the wharf at midnight and get calamari again don’t i
strawberries don’t grow bushes
she’s a sassy mamma not a botanist
https://plantnative.org/native-plants/strawberry-bush-euonymus-americanus.htm
No,.but there is a plant called a strawberry bush.
based mama







