Leaked Cole Allen resume + former friends shed light on alleged attacker

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    This dude is totally an assassin. No doubt. He planned it with the keebler elves, and Elvis dropped him off in his pink Cadillac. The loch ness monster told me after i gave it treefiddy. Trust me.