• pineapple@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    There is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy its all a hoax invented by santa to make things sound more interesting when its really santa that does all the work for everything.

    If you kill santa he will respawn at the north pole and command his elf army to kill you.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    4 days ago

    It’s the other way around, every year the Easter Bunny claims a victim, and that poor soul is doomed to rise again as the next year’s Easter Bunny in turn.

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    Sort of. Whoever kills the Easter bunny becomes the new Easter bunny queen. They lay the eggs that spawn potential Easter bunnies and then each bunny fights to the death, including the queen, to determine the next Easter bunny. The larger the Easter bunny the more seasons it has survived egg laying and fighting.